Riverboat Ron

It’s Charlatans

Simulate the draft and you’ll see who has a “Superstar trait”, reload and grab all the best prospects.

That clears up enough room, punches in numbers on the calculator, to pay for 1/25th of Lamar Jackson’s contract when we trade for him!

I actually like Levis, he’s who I’ve thought we were zeroing in on early.

Levis fits the Reich mold: Chargers- Rivers = Big Family Eagles- Wentz = Big Injuries Eagles- Foles = Big Dong Colts- Ryan = Big dry cleaning bill Panthers- Levis = Big Mayo Arm

This makes the most sense. They not only get their pick of the lot, they get to jump and screw over a division rival. The price should work out for both since the Bears only move down to #4 and get their pick of the non-QB prospects.

But where are the shingles?

His size should give people pause for the same reason that in college you can be more athletically gifted than 99% of your peers, but the NFL is the cream of the crop so college fast doesn’t = NFL fast. College defenses, even at their best, will rarely have more than 2 1-3rd round prospects, in the NFL those defenses are full of athletic guys that play faster, hit harder and process info better. Young will inevitably take a couple shots to his sub 200 lbs body, the question is can he absorb playing the Georgia defense 17 weeks a season or is his body only ready to take hits from Vanderbilt ladyboys?

Honestly #3 is the magic number. I don’t see someone paying the price for #1. #3 gets you the leftovers after Houston picks either Young, Stroud, Richardson or Levis.

He’s an inch shorter if you don’t count his hair. Looks 30 lbs lighter, he’s not stocky like Murray.

This is completely acceptable if he’s eating Dukes, if Hellmans he’s off the draftboard.

But is it Dukes?

He’s actually 5’ tall, 190lbs and 10 inches.

5’4” 145 lbs

Ban everyone from bidding that can offer fair value, argue with league that there are no serious bidders so you have to keep the team.

This is why we need to become cyborgs, the marriage of man and machine is inevitable if we want to subjugate mankind in a reasonable timeframe.

Arguably the 3 most valuable positions to draft are: Franchise QB (?) - - LT (Icky) DE (Burns) - DT (Brown) WR (Moore) CB (Horn) - RT (Moton) LB (?) C (? Bozeman) - OG S TE RB - K P LS We have Icky, Burns now we just need a franchise QB.

Future Hall of Fame vet Sauce Gardner reacts to young up and coming CB.

We take a RB.

Brentson Bucker on the WR Coach, WR coach squashed like a pancake.

But what if all 4 QB’s are gone by #3?

Can he still play DE?

Falcons- Lamar Jackson Saints- Derek Carr Bucs- Aaron Rodgers Panthers- Matt Corral

5’4” 145 lbs

Saints will somehow sign him to for $200 mil/ 3 yrs but he’ll only count $1.65 mil against the cap.