Moose Hoover

Fake News.

what's wrong with him did he get covid in his peepee

My theory is that smaller market teams exist for shark arbitrage and pivots if the larger fanbase teams lines and props are too sharp. Owners like JR and Tepper literally only care about the minimum viable product. It is all kayfabe brother. All sports.

That sounds polytical

Since 2016 I've been on a journey of emotional divestiture from this team. Last year completed my final disposition. Now I am only here for the lulz. Real Life > possibly scripted pro sports.

Darnold gets sacked a bunch, PJ comes in, gets sacked a bunch...it's obvious to everyone with eyes that the OL is the main issue, but the decision makers never address it. Eventually it's 2032. I finally meet Jangler in Alice's condo. Turns out, they are both AI.

but for real, if you want to move to a "southern" place that isn't really southern, Asheville is your ticket.

Rutherfordton (Ruffton) has a lot of good at home diy pharmacies I've heard.

Razor

Definitely Gastonia

You'll know when there are more superstars walking around in your condo

what does Unc mean?

he's saying he needs to do a better job with his feet...a better foot job as it were.

I heard he's good at filling holes

Greg Hardy

don't stick it in there too much, it'll lose it's elasticity and you will be "leaky."

Don't taze me bro

Let's go brandon!

Gano needs to just trust the science!

Little Caesars?

No punting, no kicking. Run it all 4 downs, go for 2 every time. Run blocking is much easier than pass blocking. Makes sense. Cuz they can't pass block for shiz

When they hire the new singer they'll say to him: Hey Now, you're a, you're our brand new singer so nice to have you, welcome. Then hit him over the head with a verve pipe.

2WBPSSLTPOOSSB

Hopefully if I'm a good boy.

Rage against the machine! But onlyif it fits the narrative!