SmokinwithWilly

Personally, what frustrates me the most about Shula is when it seems he gives up if there is more than 3 yards left on 3rd down. 3rd and 14, delayed handout up the the gut, bubble screen, quick slant for 4. Hell, we might as well punt on 3rd down. At least that's how it feels to me. I have very little confidence in his ability to sustain a drive. Maybe that's fair, maybe not, but damn it sure feels that way too often for my liking.

I might have more respect for this if it was from MIT.

I always flush before I poo. Gotta make sure the evac route is clear before dropping off the troops.

When i get on an elevator when I stay at a hotel, if someone else is on it, I will jump up and down saying why won't this thing move. This can't be done with the wife in the elevator or small children. I'm usually crying by the time I make it to the lobby from laughing so hard.

Don't forget the pink flaps.

Would have been absolutely epic if it had been Astroglide.

Wonder where she hid the suction cup.

Anyone else find it ironic that a sign for "damn good oil" has been erected next to the butt hole bowl?

1. Cam 2. Anderson 3. Kid from NFL play 60 4. Breesus' mole 5. Skidmark 6. Butters

That's called the tinderbox

Friend of mine did the same thing. He fried his board. His board was $250, so he bought a new opener.

Just one more reason Bell had to go.

Can we trade the team to Seattle for some cash or something.

Every lightswitch in the house must be in the down position when the lights are turned off. This is usually only a problem with lights with multiple switches. I have reinstalled lightswitches in the proper way to make sure this happens. I will pay 6 bucks for a really good beer at a restaurant without thinking about it, but won't buy a mixed drink because the markup is so damn high.

Is that the shocker?

Top story on NFL.COM right now. Good to see the big cat and this organization getting some positive press.

I'd do it just for the food.

Kind of hits ya in the feels. These guys took the opportunity to change a little boy's life and ran with it. Yeah, it's fair to say I love this team.

How many of you actually noticed the dog?

Pink flap posts

Bring some melted butter with you. If she slaps you it wasn't meant to be.

Bojangles is some greasy ass poo. I may make the 4 hour drive for Caseys. That looks like some good stuff.

Photoshop her face onto a picture of a chick blowing a horse then post it all over town.

I'm headed to Charlotte in a few weeks and I'm looking for some really good places for some grub. I'm hoping to find some really good down home southern cooking that you just can't get on the west coast, but Im not restricting myself to just that.The food is something I really miss and I'd like to get my grub on while I'm back, especially with some awesome bbq.

Inaugural home game with my dad. Got sunburnt, didn't care. Panthers won. All in all, perfect day.