Carl Spackler

OK?

The people talking about the number of sacks: did you know he's a DT, not a DE?

When the fanbase considers its star WR to be a mid-tier WR2 because he didn't score touchdowns with shitty QBs, and its star DE to be on par with league-average DEs because he doesn't play the run like Brian Urlacher, yeah, saying they're underrating players isn't stale and it isn't unoriginal. It's valid.

$30 million tennis complexes are definitely more important

Lmao

Take solace in knowing it's like rooting for the sun to rise in the east.

If the Charlotte Hornets were a football coach, they'd be Matt Rhule

They're not going to win near that many games. He's getting canned in two or three years.

Miller's biggest problem is he's not good. Other than that, he's fine

Weinke jersey here but hell, he’s not really infamous. He played on poo teams but was a very good QB coach

Peppers and Luke are the most deserving and the best of the list, so put them in first. Then Moose/TD and Cam.

Nah, no playoffs this year. Getting major 6-11 vibes. But who knows, it would be awesome to see 8 or 9 wins

Gettleman?

Lot of betting going on in this thread

One more than I expected, tbh https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/top-100-nfl-players-of-2023-patrick-mahomes-no-1-as-qbs-go-1-2-3-nick-bosa-top-defensive-player/

I expect to be better, but this is a thin team, even at its strongest positions. I'd say 7-8 wins is a success but below that, it's a bad look for this staff. Need a good finish to the year and a respectable start.

Can we not put the Olsen gif there?

Spoken like a true NBA commissioner

Keep deflecting my man. Find me a post where I accused him of murder. Better yet, tell me I'm miserable again. That'll do the trick.

Bro is leaning heavily on the "you're just a miserable person/you're a kid" narrative and it's about as successful as the 2011-12 Bobcats

I'm none of your fuging business years old. Where did you go to college?

Wouldn't it make more sense to ask why he wants it? Might've saved a life doing just that.

I'd like someone to show me where I blamed him for murdering anyone. Good luck, because you're not going to find it. You can, however, question someone's life choices and make that valid concern known without brushing it aside because *mouth waters* he in the league and he got money

If you thought highly of me, that would mean two things: - I'd made some questionable life choices, frequently - I'm an NBA player

Miles Bridges beat his wife but didn't murder her. So he's good in your book, right?