The NFL Shield At Midfield

I'm starting Travis Hunter in one of my DFS lineups because I'm convinced they're going to use him on some horseshit trick play that results in a TD.

The absolute definition of a toe-tapping score just now. That was in by a molecule of rubber.

Duke is hanging tough with #11 Illinois

The hardest hit you'll see this weekend and it was friendly fire

I guess the sound engineer pressed the right button for the Brazilian national anthem

What in the fug am I listening to

A player ejected on the first play and now a weather delay. This game has it all.

Inches Sanders

Any time the Cowboys are good the world is a worse place.

There are more human cases of rabies every year than he has touchdown catches too, so it works on multiple levels.

My honest prediction is a blowout loss similar to the 2024 opener. Like 35-10 or 35-13 sounds about right to me.

So there's a dog in the booth

Yeah the kids are hitting Franklin Street right about now. There are probably more entertaining fights happening in front of the Varsity.

You don't see that much wide open space in Montana

Scott Fitterer was one of those people with the uncanny ability to do the exact wrong thing at the exact wrong time.

I'm sticking with 1-4 wins. Subject to change if the whole "we're going to flick a switch in week one and be a good football team" thing happens.

Brent Hinds, co-founder and formerly of Mastodon, died in a motorcycle accident late Wednesday: https://apnews.com/article/brent-hinds-mastodon-dies-64bf2936826141287ef7a87b4845f068

this you?

fr it looked like a punt

Now that was a moon ball

Yeah it's one thing to put the fear of God into a bunch of wide eyed 18 and 19 year olds who are living away from their parents and family for the first time in their lives. It's easy to get them to do what you want, and if they aren't getting it, Dabo runs a blue chip program with access to the best recruits in the country. So see ya, enjoy the bench. That setup would be like an NFL team having five first round picks in the draft every year. Harbaugh and Carroll have managed to make the transition successfully but there are many more who haven't, one of whom we're familiar with.

Hell go get Jake Plummer out of retirement at this point.

Oh yeah, we're in trouble week 1.

Hi Tom Brady, what's it like being the most prominent example of a completely freakish historical outlier.