Jay Roosevelt

I still have no idea what these things mean.

He got the gameball from Canales after the game apparently.

About time.

How?

I swear we could win the Super Bowl and some people would still make a post complaining about something.

Who had a shutout on their bingo card?

We're winning 20-0 and all people want to do is bitch about Bryce some more. Can't we just be happy with a blowout win for one day? Lord knows we don't have many of them.

I think Michael Penix is legit retarded.

Alright, who sent the hookers to the Falcons team hotel last night?

We should offer the Falcons Ryan Fitzgerald for Jessie Bates.

I had no doubt Mays was an upgrade over Corbett but I do worry about Zavala instead of Christensen at guard.

Playing without a decoy at WR does tend to help.

Etienne.

Not bad so far.

Defense is surprising me so far.

Parker Romo is the Xavier Legette of kickers.

To be fair, Illinois has played so awful on defense he hasn't had any reason to go to his second read.

Today was the first time I saw John Mateer play beyond highlights. He could be a serious option at QB come draft day. He's got some of that 2010 Auburn Cam Newton vibe as far as putting his team on his back.

Everything he said was absolutely true.

I can't see more than 5 wins, and that's at the top end.

Absolutely not.

I think the Baker/Darnold thing has been overblown. QBs that struggle with the team that drafts them and go on to find success elsewhere often do end up going to multiple new teams before they figure it out and/or find the right situation. It just so happened that we traded for both guys in back-to-back years and neither player had quite figured it out yet. Baker, I think, needed more time and a better supporting cast. Darnold, I think, benefitted from a year on the bench in San Francisco a ton. I don't really have any ill will towards either of them. I think they both came here with the best intentions after coming from difficult circumstances; unfortunately the Panthers were - and still are, it seems - also in the process of figuring things out.

I honestly hope he figures it out, but at this point we have little reason to think that he will. He's been even worse than he was as a rookie, which is tough to do. I see no reason he shouldn't be bumped down the depth chart once Coker is back. Jalen is the better player and it's not even remotely close right now. That would if nothing else allow XL to be moved around to where he's in the best position to contribute instead of forcing him into a role he's clearly not ready for and may never be ready for.

Turn the corner? That would mean he'd actually have to beat the corner and we know he can't do that.

We will not.