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So, when we stopped the Giants on 4th down at the goal line, I laughed like a mad scientist mixing together chemicals with fluorescent colors and smoke escaping from the beakers. I was laughing largely in part of the fact that the play looked EXACTLY like something the Panthers would have done or the last 5 years or more (and years before that some with and some without Cam). It felt so incredibly satisfying to finally see another team pull an extremely dumb play. I swore it was only the Panthers who did stupid crap like this. Just as soon as I was done cackling, the Panthers bested them for dumb "Panther-esque" style plays by almost immediately giving up a safety. I guess....well....I guess at least it wasn't a bad snap over Darnold's head, or Darnold running out of the back of the endzone. Jeez, making "at least" scenarios seems so sad. What is this franchise coming to?

PJ looked really, REALLY awful. There needs to be a Three Stooges, Benny Hill, or other silly "whoob whoob whoob whoob BOINK" type music dubbed over him slipping and falling when he had the worlds largest running lane to run into. This needs to be a meme with all those different types of sounds, made over and over and over again. Who has Tik Tok?

This sounds EXACTLY like you are talking about last season with Bridgewater. Its just the same poo on repeat.

You aren't wrong there. Its the Panther way!

Did you not see his "revenge game" last year against the Bears? Fumbled for the first and only time in some ridiculously crazy stat and did a great Mike Tolbert SuperBowl edition impression by doing that and generally looking like a fat and slow slob.

One thing I know is that I sure am glad 3 hours of my life is no longer so invested in a Sunday. Ive been able to skip ahead with GamePass and take it down to about 45 mins. Yea, there are condensed versions but its basically a highlight reel for the other team.

3 hours ago and 28 threads? Good lord people get a life and read a book or something.

I have always thought, and will continue to think until proven otherwise, that Zach Wilson in a Jimmy Clausen clone.

The same thing that has happened for the last 3-4 years?? Panthers start off something like 4-2, 3-1, then are absolutely quitters and trash. Win a meaningless game or two late in the season that completely ruins draft position by 5-10 places back. There was an entire post made about this, as if it wasn't obvious enough.

I noticed that ever since Cam started at QB, whenever the starting QB (no matter who it is) throws an interception in a game, we have a much, MUCH higher chance of losing. It's almost a guaranteed loss once the QB throws a pick. I am sure there is some advanced stat out there for it.

Maybe if Watson also impregnated one of the "massage therapists" who is debating on an abortion while also refusing to get the vaccine and having COVID complications.

Wilson is so much like Bruno Mars. Kinda looks like him, about the same height. Wilson is widely successful but super corny and cringey, exactly like Bruno Mars and his music career.

It won't happen, but the Panthers have had the Cardinals number for ages. I swear we beat them every time no matter what is stacked against us. "The Panthers are 13-5 all-time against the Cardinals. Carolina is 8-3 at home and 5-2 on the road. The Panthers have also faced the Cardinals three times in the playoffs, going 2-1." https://www.panthers.com/history/series/carolina-vs-arizona#:~:text=The Panthers are 13-5,playoffs%2C going 2-1. It would be hilarious if we handed them their first loss. (Edited, accidently type in win lol)

I think your username is bad

Once again, whatever it takes to get dumb (Miller) and dumber (Daley) off of the field permanently.

Whatever it takes to get dumb (Miller) and dumber (Daley) off of the field permanently.

I made a TB thread about this. Basically, I was semi-joking, semi-serious (akin to an Onion article) that conspiracy theorists are bound to say this was a staged event and no one actually got hurt, all being a plot to take your guns away from you.

How would it make you feel if the dog just sniffed it and walked away?

Whatever it takes to get dumb (Miller) and dumber (Daley) off the field permanently.

You're about to get flooded with pie and beer.

You guys are really delivering on the triggered and heated reactions. I am sure this troll is loving it.

This is obviously a troll/satire post (I hope)

I was so sick of hearing this MONTHS ago. For fugs sake, auto change his name to Bill Cosby and send anything related to him straight to smack central. How many god damn times do we have to have this stupid discussion?

Yea, cuz thats some MAJOR feat that no one can do

Obviously Everrete Brown is the King of All Things Spin