Automobile Question

[Anybodyhome]

Taking a walk last night around the neighborhood like I do almost ever night for exercise. Got back to my yard and noticed a 1995 Firebird just sitting on my street. I took it in because I don't want any kids to get it and I know if I call the cops to come recover it they will find a way to fug me over. So, what should I do?

 

BTW, there was blood dripping from under the trunk area. Thought it was oil until I woke up this morning and saw how red it is. The ignition has been jimmied with a screwdriver and there are empty shell casings on the floorboards, empty bags of lime in the backseat and mus all over the tires.

 

Should I keep the car?

[PandaPancake]

Parody thread parodies well

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[Jangler]

if it isn't pink, keep it.

[cookinwithgas]

Does it have the big bird on the hood?

 

those are awesome

[Chimera]

When you read a parody thread before you read the actual thread, you start thinking things like "so, anybodyhome is jakob, and forgot to login correctly"

[Ja Rhule]

Blood dripping from under the trunk? It's probably in need of monthly maintenance.

[Anybodyhome]

[SmokinwithWilly]

Taking a walk last night around the neighborhood like I do almost ever night for exercise. Got back to my yard and noticed a 1995 Firebird just sitting on my street. I took it in because I don't want any kids to get it and I know if I call the cops to come recover it they will find a way to fug me over. So, what should I do?

 

BTW, there was blood dripping from under the trunk area. Thought it was oil until I woke up this morning and saw how red it is. The ignition has been jimmied with a screwdriver and there are empty shell casings on the floorboards, empty bags of lime in the backseat and mus all over the tires.

 

Should I keep the car?

I think you are confusing a firebird with a fiero since the oil is leaking from the trunk area. If it is indeed a Fiero, you should definitely keep it, because those cars attract all the babes.

[PandaPancake]

I think you are confusing a firebird with a fiero since the oil is leaking from the trunk area. If it is indeed a Fiero, you should definitely keep it, because those cars attract all the babes.

Please, bitches love my green sidekick.