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Dear SCP..

Jakob

By Jakob,
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maybe they are counting Steeler fans...

Kind of what I was thinking. JR knew we'd play them every preseason and he knew he'd need to double up on the shitters to handle the pipe killing dumps Steeler Mike and his fat disgusting wife were gonna leave behind.

Sent from my iPhizzle while pooping using CarolinaHizzle

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philp

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Worst is when you get the toilet paper that is either so cheap it's see through or the tp keeps ripping apart.

Really grinds my gears

Or the fresh roll snugly locked in to where it doesn't spin for you.

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Knock out the remaining 8% minus one toilet.  Leave one and only one toilet.  Then...when the fateful day occurs, when all the chips are down, when everything hangs in the balance.......You!!  You, SCP will rise......rise to the occasion and drop "the dump of destiny".

 

When it's over, we will print TDOD t-shirts with proceeds going to you.  You can retire early and do what you do enjoy.

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