Caption this Dex

[DecrypticShadow]

why are you not a standup comedian?!?

 

you could do a whole show just takin' shots at NFC rival fanbases 

 

Standing up would require SCP to get off the toilet.... 

[SCP]

Standing up would require SCP to get off the toilet....

Yep and fug that noise

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Matt Ryan wears braided belts.

[SCP]

fug i'm getting old too early

You're not old until you order two (and not two for two people, but two for yourself) Wendy's side salads from a Bentley.

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Matt Ryan wears braided belts.

[MtnJax]

Yep and fug that noise

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Matt Ryan wears braided belts.

 

 

then do "sitdown" comedy from an actual toilet on stage. your show could be called "Toilet Humor"

[SCP]

then do "sitdown" comedy from an actual toilet on stage. your show could be called "Toilet Humor"

I'd get stage fright and my penis would go turtle.

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Matt Ryan wears braided belts.

[DecrypticShadow]

I'd get stage fright and my penis would go turtle.

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Matt Ryan wears braided belts.

 

[toldozer]

Oh believe me man I know. I go home and hit those sweet tight walls all night bustin all kindz of nuts. Most of these guys go in their hand getting off to some cartoon XXX. 30 years old still thinking a breast feels like a bag of sand.

You can't fool me dex, breasts don't have bags on them

[Kevin Greene]

I'd get stage fright and my penis would go turtle.

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Matt Ryan wears braided belts.

 

Is it an innie or an outie is a great ice breaker.

[toldozer]

Bro I wouldn't fake being a Cowboy fan if the girl was flashing me labia shots from the Sbarro line in the food court.

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Matt Ryan wears braided belts.

But the pink flaps man, the pink flaps. Take her home and kiss her gently on the forehead till you bust in your pants.

[SIGCHI222]

Don't sweat it Dex. They are only hating on you because they roll up to games with girls like this...

 

Not all of us.  ;)

 

[Kevin Greene]

But the pink flaps man, the pink flaps. Take her home and kiss her gently on the forehead till you bust in your pants.

 

Pink flaps?

Guarantee it's roast beef sammich.

[toldozer]

Pink flaps?

Guarantee it's roast beef sammich.

Someone find this man that thread.

[CarolinaSamurai]

Not all of us. ;)

yeah!!!! Some of us are alone and its awesome............so awesome...........*weeps uncontrolably*

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[SIGCHI222]

yeah!!!! Some of us are alone and its awesome............so awesome...........*weeps uncontrolably*

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Nothing lasts forever.

 

<Pats CSamurai on shoulder>