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Cam Newton is the sensei of nicknames

Jeremy Igo

By Jeremy Igo,
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lightsout Grand Master

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The way he rattled off the nicknames, with the tone of voice and the facial expressions, it was like he was telling the game plan.

Also, I want the PA guy at the game to call all players by nicknames from now on. Just because hearing "Swole Bones touchdown from Ace Boogie" just one time will make life complete.

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Alright, let's see if we can work this out.

 

Joe Schmo = Joe Webb

DA, Go Meister = Derek Anderson

Tub of Goo = Mike Tolbert

Play to Pace? Plate of Paste? = ???

Chunky Soup = ???

Pinky = ???

Benji = Kelvin Benjamin

Schmoo = ???

Bando = ???

Rhyno = ???

B Bell = Byron Bell

Mauler = ???

Swole Bones = Brandon Williams

Ed, Edd & Eddie = Ed Dickson?

Mucas = Marcus Lucas

Javantay = Jason Avant

J Co = Jerricho Cotchery

Ace Boogie = Cam Newton

Omarion = Lache Seastrunk

Riverboat, Chico = Ron Rivera

 

Can anyone help out with the unknowns? We might have to get Zod on this to do some locker room detective work.

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