Kurt Busch says his ex-girlfriend is an assassin

[Mr. Scot]

No, seriously

 

The NASCAR driver known as "The Outlaw" testified Tuesday he believes his ex-girlfriend is a trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world who once returned to him in a blood-splattered gown.

 

"Everybody on the outside can tell me I'm crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand," Kurt Busch said when his attorney, Rusty Hardin, questioned why he still believed Patricia Driscoll is a hired killer.

 

Busch said Driscoll repeatedly asserted her assassin status and claimed the work took her on missions across Central and South America and Africa. He recounted one time when the couple was in El Paso, Texas. He said Driscoll left in camouflage gear only to return later wearing a trench coat over an evening gown covered with blood.

 

A day earlier, Busch said his ex-girlfriend told him she was a mercenary who killed people for a living and had shown him pictures of bodies with gunshot wounds.

 

Busch said Tuesday that Driscoll had claimed that a female character in "Zero Dark Thirty," a film depicting the CIA's hunt for Osama bin Laden, was a composite of her and other women.

 

Last month, Michael Doncheff, who served as a personal assistant to Busch and Driscoll, said an ailing Driscoll told him in September that she had been picked up by a big man and slammed to the ground while helping round up immigrants at the Mexican border, a story Doncheff considered "far-fetched."

 

Doncheff said Driscoll also asserted that she was a trained assassin for the U.S. government and once told him, "I take down foreign governments. I own Washington."

 

 

NASCAR driver accused of abuse says ex is trained assassin

 

So...ummmmm...

[PhillyB]

that's hot

[PandaPancake]

First rule of assassin's guild, there's no such thing

[the butch]

I thought what makes one an "assassin" is stealth.  If you go around shooting off shot guns, you're more of a bounty hunter type, right?  AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?!?!?!

 

 

In all seriousness, this sounds like one of those stories you find in those magazines at the checkout counter.

[The_Light_Brigade]

I mean her or her lawyer didn't deny it.  

[Dexterity]

that's hot

Kurt:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Slave_in_Carrara.jpg

[Mr. Scot]

Jonathan Jones @jjones9  ·  5h 5 hours ago

Me when my gf tells me she's a government-trained assassin and shows up in a bloody evening dress https://vine.co/v/OD1DAOOzEX0 

 

 

[TimTom]

Meth, not even once.

[pstall]

Role playing is good a couple of times right?

[Guest]

Um, wow.  

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MAbYIrniY4

[Mr. Scot]

Uuuuhhhh...

 

You ever met one of those girls that's kinda hot, but also kind of scares the living s--t out of you?

[Bronn]

Um, wow.  

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MAbYIrniY4

 

Wow...

This video is like a conservative's wet dream...

 

Also, I can safely say she is, at the very least, a terrible person and mother.

[Johnny Rockets]

Uuuuhhhh...

 

You ever met one of those girls that's kinda hot, but also kind of scares the living s--t out of you?

 

 

Met one?

 

I live for them. 

[Mr. Scot]

Dude @3:30... "I cannot rest and I will not be free, until I fug the poor like the poor fug me"

Wow...

This video is like a conservative's wet dream...

Also, I can safely say she is, at the very least, a terrible person and mother.

He said "corps" not "poor", likely talking about the Marines.

Given the context, I'd say it's an ex-military joke.