Jump to content

  • Welcome!

    Register and log in easily with Twitter or Google accounts!

    Or simply create a new Huddle account. 

    Members receive fewer ads , access our dark theme, and the ability to join the discussion!

     

Drunken Bear Fights...

Panthro

By Panthro,
in Huddle Lounge

Recommended Posts

Panthro Community Regular

Panthro

Posted
Posted

This thread is dedicated to drunken bear fights. It's where huddlers can get together and share stories on their experiences drunken bear fights...maybe exchange pointers and strategies. Answer questions like who is drunk...the bear or the man?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Hawk Newbie

Hawk

Posted
Posted

that was my first thought too!!!

 

 

one time...I was out in the woods, just banging away on this moose I had found when this big ass grizzly with an enormous erection comes up behind me thinking it was his turn with the moose.  I'd been slamming Zimas all day long with a Baby Duck chaser and was feeling no pain so me and the bear get into it.  He swings his massive claws at my head and I duck just in time and come up with an upper cut that would make Mike Tyson cry tears of blood.  One shot...bear is out and the moose is still standing there.  I wasn't sure what to do so I started kissing the moose on the forehead...and I'm not sure if you've ever seen many moose, but they have foreheads that go on forever.

 

We exchanged selfies and I think I'm in love but I don't think she's going to call me back

Link to comment
Share on other sites
bigskypanthersguy Rising Star

bigskypanthersguy

Posted
Posted

that was my first thought too!!!

 

 

one time...I was out in the woods, just banging away on this moose I had found when this big ass grizzly with an enormous erection comes up behind me thinking it was his turn with the moose.  I'd been slamming Zimas all day long with a Baby Duck chaser and was feeling no pain so me and the bear get into it.  He swings his massive claws at my head and I duck just in time and come up with an upper cut that would make Mike Tyson cry tears of blood.  One shot...bear is out and the moose is still standing there.  I wasn't sure what to do so I started kissing the moose on the forehead...and I'm not sure if you've ever seen many moose, but they have foreheads that go on forever.

 

We exchanged selfies and I think I'm in love but I don't think she's going to call me back

 

You were at prom, huh?  Didn't notice you...

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Kettle Newbie

Kettle

Posted
Posted

that was my first thought too!!!

one time...I was out in the woods, just banging away on this moose I had found when this big ass grizzly with an enormous erection comes up behind me thinking it was his turn with the moose. I'd been slamming Zimas all day long with a Baby Duck chaser and was feeling no pain so me and the bear get into it. He swings his massive claws at my head and I duck just in time and come up with an upper cut that would make Mike Tyson cry tears of blood. One shot...bear is out and the moose is still standing there. I wasn't sure what to do so I started kissing the moose on the forehead...and I'm not sure if you've ever seen many moose, but they have foreheads that go on forever.

We exchanged selfies and I think I'm in love but I don't think she's going to call me back

Hahaha! she.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest

Guest

Posted
Posted

I'm surprised Hawk is very visible in this thread.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No not really

 

and where is JR?  Bears and Zimas were mentioned, his radar must be turned off. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • PMH4OWPW7JD2TDGWZKTOYL2T3E.jpg

  • Topics

  • Posts

    • frankw
      PFF ranks the 2025 starting QBs

      By frankw · Posted

      It's actually interesting you mention Richardson because I've seen it suggested here Bryce will have 500 or more rushing yards and 5-10 rushing touchdowns this year. And if big Anthony Richardson can get hurt carrying the rock what's that tell you about the practicality of thinking Bryce won't?
    • TD alt
      Jalen Ramsey

      By TD alt · Posted

      I mean, I get why the media and some NFL and Carolina fans are saying that we don't have a real chance, but as many Huddlers should know, we won't know what we really have in this team until probably late September or early October at the earliest. And I'm not trying to be a homer, I'm just looking at things historically. Obviously I'm also looking at Bryce's "palatable" improvement the last half of last season (including being the catalyst for hanging with and nearly beating the Super Bowl participants), and the new additions that we've acquired overall. I'm also looking at the beginnings of a culture change--even if perceptibly subtle--to some degree indeed may take a foothold if things start falling the right way. But, overall, I'm still cognizant of the realization that things could just go south and that perhaps that Bryce could revert and flop, or that D & D (Dan and Dave) are not the answer, but I still am not ready to say "we're far away." Hell we could be close, albeit with growing pains, but even if we're on the course to bring legit in 2026, then guys like Ramsey would be welcome additions this season. That's just my take on it. I don't think we'll know that we're far away until some point in the season. If we can compete in the South...who knows?
    • WUnderhill
      PFF ranks the 2025 starting QBs

      By WUnderhill · Posted

      You guys remember when the narrative on here was that Bryce would be chronically injured in the NFL due to his size and Anthony Richardson would be super durable due to his? You remember when the narrative was that Bryce was physically incapable of throwing a ball further than 20 yards in the NFL? You remember “I’ll stop complaining when he throws for more than 200 yards and looks like an NFL quarterback”? You remember when 60 sacks was his fault and not the offensive line, slow WRs, and terrible scheme? Pepperidge Farm remembers. It will always be something for some people. Whatever insanity they come up with will be quickly dropped to move on to the next thing. Bryce could have an MVP Super Bowl winning season and they would complain that we can’t run the tush push with him. It will always be something.
×
×
  • Create New...