The Middle Aged White Guy

[SCP]

I go to the bar in this:

Rainbow Flip Flops

White Water Rafting t-shirt

Khaki cargo shorts

Panthers trucker hat

Costa sunglasses w/ Cablz band

Pay the sitter $30 for 2 hours.

Suck it college dudes. Enjoy your 20's.

[Kevin Greene]

Don't forget to take the trash out when you get home.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I learned that the hard way.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

i've been wearing the same pajama pants and tshirt for the last day and a half. no fugs given

[RoaringRiot]

I used to spend tons of loot on clothes. Now it looks like I'm sponsored by Old Navy.

[PandaPancake]

I wear fire retardant clothes so much that I've been known to get up on the weekend and throw some on. Then my fiance laughs at me

[RoaringRiot]

Old people...

I'll be 40 and still have swag.

I've got plenty of swag....it's called a house, two cars, a savings account, and net worth. Not to mention the ability to do whatever I want whenever I want - like decide on a Friday that I'm going to fly to Seattle on a Saturday for a Panthers playoff game.

It's different from 10 years ago - but it doesn't suck.

[PandaPancake]

I own land dammit. Now get off it

[RoaringRiot]

And slow the fug down in my neighborhood

[PandaPancake]

I can't even see the road. I'm sure it's there

[RoaringRiot]

I turn 40 next month but act 12. Thank you, Young Genes That Run In The Family.

FIFY

[PandaPancake]

FIFY

Someone isn't holding back tonight. Very entertaining while I'm making pork cutlets

[RoaringRiot]

It's called sleep deprivation. I'm up way past my bedtime. Guys my age usually don't make it past 10p.

[PandaPancake]

I watched a fox play Frogger across the freeway and win tonight

[Jangler]

Too tired to masturbate...

Nah ain't that old yet.

Past middle age.