Just missed a call and got a voicemail from Eric Garvey, Panthers sales executive

[PhillyB]

the voicemail said "hey this is eric garvey with the carolina panthers blah blah blah, calling because you purchased chicago bears tickets from NFL ticket exchange last season... give me a call back." this is about one of two things:

(1) "hey phillyb, do you want to buy PSLs?"

(2) "hey phillyb, what were your gametime experiences?"

in the event the message was about the latter, what should i tell eric garvey about panthers gameday experiences besides complaining that drunken, fart-belched rednecks aren't allowed to stand up shirtless and beat their bud light platinum bottles against the concourse railings without getting kicked out?

[CCS]

Complain about how other fans use the anonymous reporting system a way to get Panther fans ejected from the stadium

[SCP]

Tell him to stop selling tickets to asshole opposing fans and tell him that the sellout streak is a scam.

[motocross_cat]

I just wanna be able to stand and cheer for my team on 3rd down....

[SCP]

Also, beer men walking the stands would be nice.

[SCP]

Also, those fans that complain about Panther fans standing during the game should be ejected.

[SCP]

Other than that game day is awesome though.

[motocross_cat]

Also, beer men walking the stands would be nice.

Good for economy IMO.  Plus i wont have to struggle carrying a cool 4 to my seat!

[PhillyB]

damn yall wanna make mr. garvey cry

[Batman]

damn yall wanna make mr. garvey cry

Kinky group.

[motocross_cat]

damn yall wanna make mr. garvey cry

There is no crying in football.

[osd22]

I just wanna be able to stand and cheer for my team on 3rd down....

Wut? 

[pstall]

Tell him to set up kiosks around the stadium for people to go through security and get a bracelet like you do at a bar. Then when it's time to go in, hit the express line and walk on in.

[t96]

There is no crying in football.

Never seen Matt Ryan play have you?