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A bright spot if we end up losing Sunday...

X-Clown

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Finally a reality...if Cleveland doesn't hire him. Updated with some additional comments from this year.

It means we are going to be in for some new Coors Light commercials starring our ex-Coach, John Fox. I'm picturing it now.

Commercial One

*The scene is the typical press conference*

Coors Light Guys: "Hey Coach Fox, what do you think about the Coors Light can where the mountains turn blue when the beer gets cold"?

Fox: "It is what it is."

Coors Light Guys: "Is Coors Light the most refreshing beer you've ever had?"

Fox: "It is what it is."

Coors Light Guys: "Do you say anything other than *in a mocking Fox voice* "It is what it is"?

Fox: "I don't really know how to answer that question. We'll have to go back and look at the tape."

Commerical Two

Coors Light Guy: Coach Fox, how come there was only a six pack of Coors Light available for everyone to share at this press conference?

Fox: "We've got a budget, and that had something to do with it".

Coors Light Guy: Coach Fox, we can't find the delivery guy to order more Coors Light. Did this budget that you're referring to mean that he no longer has a job?

Fox: "You'd have to ask someone in the personnel department about that".

Coors Light Guy: "Do you think we can find a way to get some more Coors Light or this more of a day to day situation?"

Fox: "Day-to-day means kind of where we’re at today is where we are, and we’ll take it day-to-day."

Coors Light Guy: "This isn't much of a party without Coors Light".

Fox: "We are what we are and that is what I'm trying to change so we're not that"

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Coors Light Guys: "Coach Fox,we know beer won't go on sale till 12,and it's gameday,and were all heading to the Huddle Tailgate to eat some Turds,but someone has opened your 18 pack of cold Coors Light and drank two of them" Coach Fox: "I think there is a sense of urgency every week. There are only 16 of these and they are all important"

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Coors Light Guys: " Coach Fox,do you,your coaches and friends know that cold Coor's Light has almost no calories,and has it written right there on the label?" Coach Fox: "That stat doesn't alarm me as much as it might the everyday fan or you guys (media) or people who don't look at it every day

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