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Words that aren't nice together

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Abscess...

Groin...

Needle...

Incision...

Draining...

Packing...

Forceps...

Gauze...

 

These words led to lots of other words. I needed to research new swear words because the ones I already knew weren't sufficient to express how painful this little procedure was.

Let's just say I haven't had a good week.

My advice: If you've ever considered having an abscess in the most sensitive area of your body, DON'T!

So tell me, what's the worst physical pain you've had to deal with?

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2 minutes ago, Toolbox said:

What the fug did you do to yourself?

Not a thing. Just got an infected hair or something. Seemed like no big deal at first till suddenly I've got a pus filled balloon inflating under my skin between my legs.

Words can't even explain.

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12 minutes ago, Toolbox said:

oh like a ingrown toenail.. yeah that poo is terrible man.. sorry it happened to ya.

Well hey, I wound up with a cute female doctor and cute female nurses. 

Wife didn't appreciate that.

My response: How attracted would you be to someone after you looked at a red, swollen ball of pus around their genitals?

"So thanks for helping with that big ugly infected spot next to my nuts. Wanna go out sometime?"

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Most pain I've ever been in is when I spilled boiling water on my bare leg. My immediate reaction was to wipe it off... And most of my skin came off with it. That hurt, but when the doctor actually did the debriding to remove the dead skin, it was the most painful poo I've ever experienced 

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2 hours ago, rayzor said:

all i saw was the first couple words on that list...

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Did you make it to "incision"?

I looked down at the wrong moment. And I can tell ya right now the sight of a scalpel moving slowly toward my ballsack is an image that will never leave my mind.

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I had over 50 pockets of fluid around my right lung a few years ago.  They had to break them all up mechanically, which put holes in my lung.  So I laid in a bed for 3 weeks at the hospital with tubes in my side to drain the excess fluid from my lung cavity until they were ready to pull them out.  And when they did, they rolled me over onto my side and just pulled them out.  About 3-6 inches of tubes as big as my ring finger. For months afterwards it felt like I had a bag of rotten garbage in my chest. I still don't feel right to this day, and in shitty weather, it aches and cramps.

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I got a tree branch stuck in my eye awhile back while doing some landscaping and tore a hole my cornea. Took 3 surgery's of drilling and scraping into the center of my eyeball over several months to get it fixed. More nerves in your eyeball than anywhere else and the pain was unbearable at times and there is nothing to be done for relief.

Also, laying awake during surgery while completely immobilized on a gurney and watching a drill coming for the center of your eyeball is the stuff that nightmares are made of. 

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10 hours ago, uncfan888 said:

Most pain I've ever been in is when I spilled boiling water on my bare leg. My immediate reaction was to wipe it off... And most of my skin came off with it. That hurt, but when the doctor actually did the debriding to remove the dead skin, it was the most painful poo I've ever experienced 

Oy.

My older sister spilled scalding hot water on me when I was about 3 years old. No damage but I have a phobia of hot things. Never understood why until some years back she told me that story.

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2 hours ago, Porn Shop Clerk said:

I had over 50 pockets of fluid around my right lung a few years ago.  They had to break them all up mechanically, which put holes in my lung.  So I laid in a bed for 3 weeks at the hospital with tubes in my side to drain the excess fluid from my lung cavity until they were ready to pull them out.  And when they did, they rolled me over onto my side and just pulled them out.  About 3-6 inches of tubes as big as my ring finger. For months afterwards it felt like I had a bag of rotten garbage in my chest. I still don't feel right to this day, and in shitty weather, it aches and cramps.

Ouch. That'd suck.

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2 hours ago, Johnny Rockets said:

I got a tree branch stuck in my eye awhile back while doing some landscaping and tore a hole my cornea. Took 3 surgery's of drilling and scraping into the center of my eyeball over several months to get it fixed. More nerves in your eyeball than anywhere else and the pain was unbearable at times and there is nothing to be done for relief.

Also, laying awake during surgery while completely immobilized on a gurney and watching a drill coming for the center of your eyeball is the stuff that nightmares are made of. 

I'm really protective and sensitive about my eyes. Yeah, that's a nightmare.

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