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Another Trade Scenario (just hear me out plz)

frash.exe

By frash.exe,
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What about we trade DeAngelo Williams, John Fox and Jeff Otah for Superman and Batman?

would the NFL approve it? I mean those two guys would really sell the merchandise

does the League of Justice regulate performance enhancing drugs like steroids or super soldier serum? would the NFL have a problem with bringing players into the league that are likely stacking serum? What if Goodell told us it would only be okay if we forfeited a future first round pick, would you still go for it?

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Well... this is the ONLY trade I would be willing to give D-Will up for.

Actually though screw Supes. We can just keep D-Will and trade Fox and Otah for Batman. If another team picks up Superman we can just put kryptonite in our helmets.

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Well... this is the ONLY trade I would be willing to give D-Will up for.

Actually though screw Supes. We can just keep D-Will and trade Fox and Otah for Batman. If another team picks up Superman we can just put kryptonite in our helmets.

i don't know man i don't think kryptonite is part of the uniform in the rules and even if we did it discreetly superman would get wind of it and cry to the media and force a league investigation into our organization

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i don't know man i don't think kryptonite is part of the uniform in the rules and even if we did it discreetly superman would get wind of it and cry to the media and force a league investigation into our organization

Yeah but by then we'll already probably have won the Superbowl. Then we will just lose a couple draft picks, some money, and just get an asterisk next to our win in the minds of the few football geeks who can remember more than a couple seasons ago.

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