John Mayer = Douchebag

[Darth Biscuit]

I don't know squat about this guy... never really listened to his music. He does seem to be banging the hottest celeb chicks there are, but based on this latest interview, seems like he has proven my initial read on him... that he's a complete asshat.

"Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy," he says about Simpson. "That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."

"There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f--kin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f--k you, I would start selling all my poo just to keep f--king you."

http://www.tvshark.com/read/?art=arc4757

He also goes on in the interview to call his penis a "white supremacist" and use the n-word...

[Cat]

I've seen and read interviews with him. he is a complete perv. not that there's anything wrong with that. I appreciate his openness and his music.

I can definitely see why someone would call him a douchebag

[pantherdad]

He probably got his racist comments from Dave Chappelle. He was on a couple of his episodes, and supposedly they are good friends. I have no problem with the guy, myself. Can't hate for pulling some quality ass

[scpanther22]

He is good friends with Kanye West..So he just rubbed off on him..lol

But the guy can play.

[cookinwithgas]

The same company that did the Barenaked Ladies cruises I went on also did his (called the Mayercraft Carrier) and the word was he was completely isolated and protected, did not really interact with the fans that paid a crapload of money to be on the ship with him. I would have been pretty pissed, the idea of these things is that the hardcore fans might get a chance to say hi or have a pic with their fave artist.

[SCP]

I don't know squat about this guy... never really listened to his music. He does seem to be banging the hottest celeb chicks there are, but based on this latest interview, seems like he has proven my initial read on him... that he's a complete asshat.

http://www.tvshark.com/read/?art=arc4757

He also goes on in the interview to call his penis a "white supremacist" and use the n-word...

Say what you need to say, say what you need to say. Say what you need to say, say what you need to say. Say what you need to say, say what you need to say. Say what you need to say, say what you need to say. Say what you need to say, say what you need to say.

The guy is a lyrical genius.

[SCP]

The same company that did the Barenaked Ladies cruises I went on also did his (called the Mayercraft Carrier) and the word was he was completely isolated and protected, did not really interact with the fans that paid a crapload of money to be on the ship with him. I would have been pretty pissed, the idea of these things is that the hardcore fans might get a chance to say hi or have a pic with their fave artist.

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......BNL! Now I get it!!

So it really wasn't Barry Nut Lickers, my bad.

[Jase]

John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews. Douches with acoustic guitars have slithered their way into the hearts of millions, nothing new really.

[SCP]

say what you need to say. saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

genius

[Scrumtrilescent]

He actually is a pretty talented blues guitarist for a young white boy. No Johnny Lang, Derek Trucks, or Kenny Wayne Shepherd, though.

But I don't see really much wrong with the quoted part in the OP...but I can see how he is a douche in general.

[cookinwithgas]

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......BNL! Now I get it!!

So it really wasn't Barry Nut Lickers, my bad.

You are five minutes of awesome.

Heres what you missed

[Scrumtrilescent]

*cancels BNL cruise reservation*

[SCP]

You are five minutes of awesome.

Heres what you missed

Am I mistaken, or are there an awful lot of pubes in that photo. :eek:

[Scrumtrilescent]

Look at the whaletail on that one chick!!