Dumbest Football Analyst

[Mr. Scot]

Phil Simms has the fantastic ability to make me wish I'd been born blind and deaf...

He's another I'd put in the "Smart Guys / Lousy Commentators" category.

[Skew]

Wonder if a mod could add him.

Smith, Sanders, & Prisco added.

[dimbee]

It's hard to beat how atrocious Emmitt Smith was a couple of years ago...

[necroplasm]

Brian Baldinger is a great analyst.

[blackcatgrowl]

I voted other:

Vic Carucci - Senior Columnist for NFL.com

This guy is a complete moron. All he does is go with the hot hand or more popular team when making his predictions and power rankings. And he's often very wrong because of this tendancy. My 2 year old could write the garbage he spews, just based on the standings for the week.

[beasonfanclub]

Jamie Dukes but Joe Theismann is right behind him.

agreed 100%

but you can always add troy-boy, the worst cowboy homer of all time and me-shawn (the ultimate panther hater)

if you include the written guys, pasta-belly, peter king and, personally, i don't like pat y. either.

[Dpantherman]

I like Deion. Hes repped Matt Moore several times

[Dpantherman]

Buck would qualify. The others? In the strictest sense, no, but I use the term very loosely for this thread (essentially, anyone who gets paid to talk about football).

were on the same page.

[House]

At least with Emmit you could listen to him talk because of the comedic factor.

[rodeo]

jamie dukes is obviously anti-panthers, but he's not a terrible analyst otherwise.

[brandon_87]

I voted for Dukes, but hands down it goes to Solomon Wilcots, I hate that idiot with a passion

[brandon_87]

Brian Baldinger is a great analyst.

because you can tell he kinda likes the panthers, but at the same time he doesnt hate on any team which is the way it should be, him and brian billick are ok with me..

[brandon_87]

Can someone add Chris Collinsworth to the list????? that guy is annoying as poo too

[88 Bronco]

Anyone who didn't pick Theisman didn't see Bruschi's Sunday night game after his return from the stroke.