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Well folks, here we are. The awkward, smelly kid in the far corner of the dance that no one wants to talk to. Not even the chaperones.

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The small market jerks with the asshole owner no one wants to deal with. The city no WAG can thrive in with a coach who's system would neuter even Ovi. And to top it off, a GM so far up(?) the spectrum he mortgaged the farm for a 12 game rental that he's about to sheepishly return + late fees.

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Or

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I've got a theory!

Say you're ET, and 2 weeks before the trade deadline, you offer your shiny, new trade piece your best offer. He says he needs some time to decide.

its always sunny in philadelphia carol GIF

You can't offer him more money, because Daddy Dundon sets his price and won't pay a cent over. The agent doesn't even bother sending a counter offer because they know how stubborn Tom is. Everyone on the interwebs is making fun of you!

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What do you do?

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You field offers from around the league. You even let them negotiate an extension beforehand, so they don't end up in the same boat you are.

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Oh, you're not gonna trade him. He was always gonna be a part of this cup run!

But, now you have a lot more data to work with. Mikko gets an idea what his FA market would look like. All those small details that the agents wouldnt even bother discussing with you? Toronto's GM hammered all those out for you.

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And, most importantly, you can go back to Dundon and tell him, "Dallas is willing to give up 10m barrels of oil, 12 tons of smoked brisket, both of Cotton Hill's shins and pay $xx,xxx,xxx more than you. Maybe, he's more valuable than you think..."

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And, now you have 3 months to focus on winning a championship. And, if he can etch his name on that cup again, he'll probably sign that dotted line, too!

TL:DR

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Panthers Fan 69

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8 hours ago, Stumpy said:

Well folks, here we are. The awkward, smelly kid in the far corner of the dance that no one wants to talk to. Not even the chaperones.

Gemma Hunt Bad Smell GIF by CBeebies HQ

The small market jerks with the asshole owner no one wants to deal with. The city no WAG can thrive in with a coach who's system would neuter even Ovi. And to top it off, a GM so far up(?) the spectrum he mortgaged the farm for a 12 game rental that he's about to sheepishly return + late fees.

sci-fi et GIF by MANGOTEETH

...

Or

...

Youtube Fashion GIF

I've got a theory!

Say you're ET, and 2 weeks before the trade deadline, you offer your shiny, new trade piece your best offer. He says he needs some time to decide.

its always sunny in philadelphia carol GIF

You can't offer him more money, because Daddy Dundon sets his price and won't pay a cent over. The agent doesn't even bother sending a counter offer because they know how stubborn Tom is. Everyone on the interwebs is making fun of you!

Screenshot_20250305_233000_Chrome.thumb.jpg.c1b911326c7c35ce7e6ada9afd4ece6b.jpg

What do you do?

Confused Threes Company GIF by MOODMAN

You field offers from around the league. You even let them negotiate an extension beforehand, so they don't end up in the same boat you are.

Samuel L Jackson What GIF by Coming to America

Oh, you're not gonna trade him. He was always gonna be a part of this cup run!

But, now you have a lot more data to work with. Mikko gets an idea what his FA market would look like. All those small details that the agents wouldnt even bother discussing with you? Toronto's GM hammered all those out for you.

Comedy Family GIF by Run The Burbs

And, most importantly, you can go back to Dundon and tell him, "Dallas is willing to give up 10m barrels of oil, 12 tons of smoked brisket, both of Cotton Hill's shins and pay $xx,xxx,xxx more than you. Maybe, he's more valuable than you think..."

Tom Welling Dd GIF

And, now you have 3 months to focus on winning a championship. And, if he can etch his name on that cup again, he'll probably sign that dotted line, too!

TL:DR

Happy Stanley Cup GIF by NHL

How fuging high were you when you wrote this???     I love it..

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8 hours ago, Stumpy said:

Well folks, here we are. The awkward, smelly kid in the far corner of the dance that no one wants to talk to. Not even the chaperones.

Gemma Hunt Bad Smell GIF by CBeebies HQ

The small market jerks with the asshole owner no one wants to deal with. The city no WAG can thrive in with a coach who's system would neuter even Ovi. And to top it off, a GM so far up(?) the spectrum he mortgaged the farm for a 12 game rental that he's about to sheepishly return + late fees.

sci-fi et GIF by MANGOTEETH

...

Or

...

Youtube Fashion GIF

I've got a theory!

Say you're ET, and 2 weeks before the trade deadline, you offer your shiny, new trade piece your best offer. He says he needs some time to decide.

its always sunny in philadelphia carol GIF

You can't offer him more money, because Daddy Dundon sets his price and won't pay a cent over. The agent doesn't even bother sending a counter offer because they know how stubborn Tom is. Everyone on the interwebs is making fun of you!

Screenshot_20250305_233000_Chrome.thumb.jpg.c1b911326c7c35ce7e6ada9afd4ece6b.jpg

What do you do?

Confused Threes Company GIF by MOODMAN

You field offers from around the league. You even let them negotiate an extension beforehand, so they don't end up in the same boat you are.

Samuel L Jackson What GIF by Coming to America

Oh, you're not gonna trade him. He was always gonna be a part of this cup run!

But, now you have a lot more data to work with. Mikko gets an idea what his FA market would look like. All those small details that the agents wouldnt even bother discussing with you? Toronto's GM hammered all those out for you.

Comedy Family GIF by Run The Burbs

And, most importantly, you can go back to Dundon and tell him, "Dallas is willing to give up 10m barrels of oil, 12 tons of smoked brisket, both of Cotton Hill's shins and pay $xx,xxx,xxx more than you. Maybe, he's more valuable than you think..."

Tom Welling Dd GIF

And, now you have 3 months to focus on winning a championship. And, if he can etch his name on that cup again, he'll probably sign that dotted line, too!

TL:DR

Happy Stanley Cup GIF by NHL

your best work yet!!

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5 minutes ago, carpanfan96 said:

Mikko will not sign by the trade deadline he’s informed the team.
 

Carolina is trying to decide to keep him for a run or trade him before Friday. 

he's as good as gone - Tulsky better at least get something back but either way he fugged up bad

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22 minutes ago, organicrusty1201 said:

he's as good as gone - Tulsky better at least get something back but either way he fugged up bad

It’s a toss up and they have offers on the table from LV, Florida and Dallas right now. 

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