Describe Lady Gaga's 'Alejandro' video in 3 words or less

[Dpantherman]

[Darth Biscuit]

I would have to actually watch it... no thanks.

[Jase]

Welcome

to

Moes

[The Saltman]

Zumanity

[blackcatgrowl]

overproduced abstract crap

[Dpantherman]

Im waiting on the Catholic Church to denounce it. btw, this chick is so effing out there. and i never paid attention bf, but she is VERY plain in the face. bleh. anyway didn't make it all the way through...

[Dpantherman]

that was more than 3 words

[Happy Panther]

Makes

me

uncomfortable

[Skew]

Weird video. I'm still trying to figure out the name of the song though.

[Dpantherman]

Ohhh Ohh

She's got both hands in her pocket

And she won't look at you

Won't look at you

She hides true love en su bolsillo

She's got a halo around her finger

Around you

You know that I love you boy

Hot like Mexico, rejoice

At this point I've gotta choose

Nothing to lose

Don't call my name

Don't call my name, Alejandro

I'm not your babe

I'm not your babe, Fernando

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch

Just smoke my cigarette and hush

Don't call my name

Don't call my name, Roberto

Alejandro, Alejandro

Ale Alejandro

Ale Alejandro (x2)

Stop, please. Just let me go, Alejandro. Just let me go.

She's not broken, she's just a baby

But her boyfriend's like her dad, just like a dad.

And all those flames that

Burned before him,

Now he's gotta firefight

Gotta cool the bad

You know that I love you boy

Hot like Mexico, rejoice

At this point I gotta choose

Nothing to lose

Don't call my name

Don't call my name, Alejandro

I'm not your babe

I'm not your babe, Fernando

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch

Just smoke my cigarette and hush

Don't call my name

Don't call my name, Roberto

Alejandro, Alejandro

Ale Alejandro

Ale Alejandro (x2)

Don't bother me, don't bother me Alejandro

Don't call my name, call my name, bye Fernando

I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Alejandro

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch, Fernado

Don't call my name

Don't call my name, Alejandro

I'm not your babe

I'm not your babe, Fernando

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch

Just smoke my cigarette and hush

Don't call my name

Don't call my name, Roberto

Alejandro, Alejandro

Ale Alejandro

Ale Alejandro (x2)

Don't call my name

Don't call my name, Alejandro

I'm not your babe

I'm not your babe, Fernando

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch

Just smoke my cigarette and hush

Don't call my name

Don't call my name, Roberto

Alejandro, Alejandro

Ale Alejandro

Ale Alejandro (x4)

http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858801360/

[sunbunny]

Uhh.

[Murph]

Modern music sucks

[Hawk]

I'd hit it

[PanthaSan]

I'd hit it

Damn! Stole my line.

I guess I'll have to go with:

WTF...