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Huddle Celebrity Roast IV: Jase

The Saltman

By The Saltman,
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Ladies, and Gentleman, 88bronco's, I mean, Children of all ages. Due to the fact that he won't be my FB friend I have decided today is the day Jase gets roasted into oblivion. After his massacre at the hands of Panthro in the legendary Huddle Jamz 2010, the legendary Jase has been seen everyday at the local BBall court playing pickup games with meat's inbred children. Now with an uncoordinated offspring to care for the time has come, Jase, for you to be roasted!!!

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Jase, Zod and I were trapped behind enemy lines and captured. Soon we were all set to be executed. Zod was the first to go. He said "Don't worry, guys. I have an ingenious plan of escape. The execution squad lined up and the main guy said "Ready....aim...." and Zod yelled "Tornado!" and pointed to the horizon. The shooters all ran for cover and Zod escaped. The next day I was scheduled. The shooters lined up, the main guy said "Ready...aim...." and I yelled "Earthquake!" and they all ran for cover and I escaped. The third day Jase was lined up. The shooters took their positions. The main guy said "Ready...aim..." and Jase yelled "Fire!"

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