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Win a sex scene with Pam Anderson!!


Dpantherman

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for real--

For a good dose of post-holiday bile, chew on this: Pamela Anderson has reportedly agreed to partake in a cinematic sex scene with a fan. Yep, if you ever watched her saucy seas sex tape with Tommy Lee and wished you could get close to the ex-Baywatch star, it's as far away as entering your name, e-mail address, and phone number ... and being a resident of the UK.

The official contest site -- Star with Pam -- says nothing about bedroom shenanigans. BANG Showbiz, however, (via I'm Not Obsessed) claims that the actress told them: "I'm really excited as it brings me back to my roots as Nokia is Finnish and so is my dad. The film is shot in bed; I like getting in bed with Nokia. I always end up in bed, but now it's just with Nokia."

http://www.cinematical.com/2010/09/07/pam-anderson-sex-scene/
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UNFAIR.

you guys get a sex scene with Pam Anderson who, at one point was a sex symbol and guys were drooling over her and her fake big boobies.

We, as women (at the bottom of the article) get fuging Ed Westwick?!?!?! What the hell kind of poo is that?! Are British women attracted to giant douchey pretty boys?

Pretty sure he's gay! Ontop of that he stars in a show called Gossip Girl!!!

gimme a fugin break.

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