Caption Your Carolina Panthers Quarterback

[Jangler]

What the hell kind of playcalling is this?

[The Other Colbert]

"Give me that ball! Don't trip"

[pantherfan81]

You suck Dwayne!!!

[dimbee]

<Jimmy Clausen shouts for more QB option/bootleg plays>

[Proudiddy]

"I just found out a guy in Asia that got his face ripped off by a bear was the first successful face transplantee!!! YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!! There's hope!"

[Kevin Greene]

"Serving notice bitches. Soon, the NFC South will be mine"

[chknwing]

"I should have stayed in college another year"

[Brooklyn Bully]

Not a caption from me, but I want to know how long it takes a rookie to play his own calls and alter calls. A year or two? It looks like Jimmy does whatever he is told to do. It's probably the right idea for now, but I hope he starts reading Ds better and not doing what Davidson asks every time.

[rico6]

Dat Pass

[Jangler]

Damn it! My DVR keeps missing "The Event"!!!

[Gazi]

"I thought I had more time. Who changed the settings on Madden?"

[Kettle]

The original pancake house has some of the best pancakes ever!

edit: an actual tweet from Jimmy, FYI

[Guild]

Jarrett!!

On the last play of the game I'm going to throw it to you at the first down marker make sure you pick up the next 30 yards with your feet because we won't have time to line up for a spike and field goal!! I know you are the man to get those YACs the defense won't see it coming.

[CLTPanther]

"Good job Stew, at least one of our WR's can get open. Oh wait"