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At what point in a relationship...


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...is it okay to fart in front of each other?

Even after having sex a few times I still feel like it's awkward to just let one rip. I tested this girl I've only been seeing a short time the other weekend with a fart sounding noise I produced and she was like OH MY GOD WAS THAT REAL and I assured her it was fake by replicating it. Too soon. Does it take the whole "we're in a relationship" talk to finally allow the fumes to flow freely? Is it not allowed in casual sex relationships? I need some elaboration on this topic.

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Depends on the girl honestly. Some of us are just like ew gross and then get over it. Others will hate you forever. Some girls just hate the whole bodily functions thing. Personally, I think its gross but I get over it and normally don't make a big deal of it.

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At least wait until you are both in the car from picking her up on a first date.

If I was a big enough asshole to do this, I'd eat 3 chili cheese hot dogs with a side plate of cabbage, THEN go on a date that requires at least a two hour drive.

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Depends on the girl honestly. Some of us are just like ew gross and then get over it. Others will hate you forever. Some girls just hate the whole bodily functions thing. Personally, I think its gross but I get over it and normally don't make a big deal of it.

There's this one girl that I know...she did a musical lead up before letting out a huge fart. I wasn't dating her but she definitely has a poo fetish. Some guy will have a blast with her (get it).

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women don't fart or shiit, it all evaporates right? RIGHT??

hahaha one of my good friends very strongly believes this. He is utterly convinced that girls don't have assholes, there's just nothing there lol

Oddly enough, he has some weird freak out with vibrators too. Its creepy how much he is freaked out by them. Needless to say, he is VERY easy to mess with.

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