A question about Lycans

[Zod]

Are there female Lycans and are they hot when they are in wolf form?

[Mr. Scot]

Wouldn't that be beastiality if you weren't one yourself? :eek:

(course, I suppose sleeping with a vampire is technically necrophilia)

[Epistaxis]

yuck

Too much fur.

I still need a ruling from fanboys/girls on just exactly how the male vampire manages to rise to the occasion given his lack of pulse.

[Mr. Scot]

I still need a ruling from fanboys/girls on just exactly how the male vampire manages to rise to the occasion given his lack of pulse.

Vampigra.

[Epistaxis]

Perhaps an implant.

But I'm thinking the doc might have a few questions during the very first physical.

Scratch that. Cash paying and impossible to kill= ideal patient.

[hepcat]

I still need a ruling from fanboys/girls on just exactly how the male vampire manages to rise to the occasion given his lack of pulse.

Vampires always have boners

[Epistaxis]

physiologically impossible

[Mr. Scot]

physiologically impossible

Not for teenage vampires.

(nor for teenage humans)

[natty]

physiologically impossible

...for vampires to exists. Gotta let go a little bit here.

Technically they could get a boner after feeding?

[Epistaxis]

I know.

But I like it when mythology stays consistent within the construct, if you savvy what I'm sayin'.

Vampire...fine. Sexylover vampire....not gonna happen.

His job is to suck you dry and kill you, not fulfill your middle-aged woman sexual fantasies.

Or my middle-aged man fantasies for that matter.

[Mr. Scot]

One of the premises of "Fright Night" was that a vampire bite could give females an instant orgasm.

(what chance would the rest of us have if that were true?)

[Epistaxis]

Yes, I suppose death would be better than some of those awkward post-coital attempts at conversation.