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The War on Thanksgiving...


Zod

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what gets lost in this hijacking of holidays is the slick, covert opertaion of PETA. Their love of the turkey seems to go unnoticed to the casual viewer.

But not this guy. I see exactly what they are up to. Mesmerize us with Christmas songs a month too early, get us shopping and distracted from what Thanksgiving is all about.

I'm surprised they haven't tried to take Planes,Trains and Automobiles out of rotation just to mess with us.

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I think all the holidays need a rescheduling!

Fathers day for example needs to move to October when all the major sports are being played...and it needs to be a full weekend celebration.

Move thanksgiving to August so that it's kind of like a repeat of July 4th/1st

Christmas can stay where it is

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And so it begins my friend. The War on Thanksgiving is in full effect. Store fronts are now littered with Santa Clause and Christmas decor. Once again, Thanksgiving is an afterthought.

Thanksgiving is the only man based holiday. No shopping, no singing, no romantic sickening notions that make me want to vomit. Just the biggest dinner of the year, plenty of desserts, and an afternoon of watching football from the couch.

Men of the huddle, I submit to you that it is our destiny to take back Thanksgiving and hump it into the prominence it once endured. Now is our time!

I turned the corner in my neighborhood Thursday night and one of my neighbors has a tree already decorated outside with Christmas lights! It wasn't even Halloween and he already has Christmas lights up? I noticed on ebay today their site already has bows and is decorted in red!

Thanksgiving is a man's holiday! Stuffing yourself with food and football! It's what made America great! I will probably even watch the Lions game this year!

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I think all the holidays need a rescheduling!

Fathers day for example needs to move to October when all the major sports are being played...and it needs to be a full weekend celebration.

Move thanksgiving to August so that it's kind of like a repeat of July 4th/1st

Christmas can stay where it is

Actually Christmas didn't happen on Dec. 25th. The early Christans in order to get more "converts" moved it to December 25th

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I've brined, spiced, injected, citrused, deep fried, you name it.

I think white turkey meat just doesn't have enough fat to be savory.

I'll go back to my corner now and behave.

At my house, there's always some fat, white savory meat for you.

[did I say that out loud]

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