I can't wait until Sunday

[SCP]

I will be down at the stadium at 9am. I will be setting up my grill and opening my cooler at 9:02am. I will be opening my beer at 9:03am. I will probably have 15 parking spaces open on either side of me. By Sunday, the fake fans will have been weeded out. I will not give two sh*ts because I will have the best cornhole court ever with nobody in my way. I will be smelling the smoke of my grill, sipping my beers, and booing every piece of sh*t Taints fan that walks by my little slice of heaven.

Can't wait. See you there?

[Jbro]

No beer till 9:03????

[Brooklyn Bully]

I will be down at the stadium at 9am. I will be setting up my grill and opening my cooler at 9:02am. I will be opening my beer at 9:03am. I will probably have 15 parking spaces open on either side of me. By Sunday, the fake fans will have been weeded out. I will not give two sh*ts because I will have the best cornhole court ever with nobody in my way. I will be smelling the smoke of my grill, sipping my beers, and booing every piece of sh*t Taints fan that walks by my little slice of heaven.

Can't wait. See you there?

I'll be asleep at 9:02am, crazy person. Sleep is wonderful. But at 11:45am I'll be in the stadium, per my tradition. See you there...technically.

[SCP]

Wife's rule. Some bullsh*t about me having two kids and a job on Monday. Blah, blah, no getting drunk until after 9am. Whatever, lame rule.

[SCP]

Still nothing better than Sunday morning before an NFL game and then watching the game in the stadium, whether we suck or not.

People can bitch and moan about this season and feel sorry for themselves all they want, but I'd rather grab a case of beer and a grill and bitch and moan in person like a man.

viva la morning poop in a port-a-john!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Swan]

Making me hungry.

[bleys]

get off your soapbox and quit trying to raise morale around here!

[SCP]

It's actually a tailgate I am standing on, not a soapbox. Works just the same though.

[PantherRush]

I will be down at the stadium at 9am. I will be setting up my grill and opening my cooler at 9:02am. I will be opening my beer at 9:03am. I will probably have 15 parking spaces open on either side of me. By Sunday, the fake fans will have been weeded out. I will not give two sh*ts because I will have the best cornhole court ever with nobody in my way. I will be smelling the smoke of my grill, sipping my beers, and booing every piece of sh*t Taints fan that walks by my little slice of heaven.

Can't wait. See you there?

Everyone has his own definition of heaven I guess.

[bleys]

I'll pray for the porter johns...

[SCP]

yes. yes we do.

[SCP]

I'll pray for the porter johns...

may God have mercy on their polypropylene souls.

[Mother Grabber]

Time to take out some stock in these guys:

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[Chaos]

No, this is what you guys need...it comes highly recommended.

http://www.stadiumpal.com