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Strange Breakup Stories

Mr. Scot

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Snake Grand Master

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I dated a girl for two months and we got in a car accident and I was driving. My car was hit from behind from two cars. She broke up with me, then sued me for the car accident a got 30K. Come to find out I had the best insurance and she could get the most out of me. Yes I pick the best ones.

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I dated a girl for two months and we got in a car accident and I was driving. My car was hit from behind from two cars. She broke up with me, then sued me for the car accident a got 30K. Come to find out I had the best insurance and she could get the most out of me. Yes I pick the best ones.

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I dated a girl for two months and we got in a car accident and I was driving. My car was hit from behind from two cars. She broke up with me, then sued me for the car accident a got 30K. Come to find out I had the best insurance and she could get the most out of me. Yes I pick the best ones.

Same happened to me but the girl I dated wanted to continue the relationship after she sued me...

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Mr. Scot... either she was:

A) Crazy

B) Using that as an excuse to dump you.

Either way, you're better off...

I've been married for eleventy billion years, if I had a breakup story I don't remember it.

I'd probably go with "crazy" given the circumstances. I know it wasn't about sex. Ex-hubby was a Minuteman for their entire marriage.

Talked to her afterward about the example she was setting for her little girl. Even asked what she'd do someday when her daughter came home with a jackhole just like the one Mom was so crazy about.

Funny, but she didn't seem to like that question very much :sosp:

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This has to be my best story ever.

I went on like two dates with this girl and after a few hours of convo I could tell she was a freak. Anyway this was a good thing for me at the time because I was not looking for someone to settle with but more of a activity partner. So I go on a vacation and when I come back she tells me she kissed this other guy. I say OK so whats his name. She tells me and I say you do know he is gay right? She gets pissed and tells me he is not and hangs up on me.

I find out from a friend a month later that she was getting pissed at him for not having sex with her so he broke up with her to be with another dude. I hear now that she only dates black men. So she turned him gay and he turned her to the dark side. What tangled web we weave.

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This has to be my best story ever.

I went on like two dates with this girl and after a few hours of convo I could tell she was a freak. Anyway this was a good thing for me at the time because I was not looking for someone to settle with but more of a activity partner. So I go on a vacation and when I come back she tells me she kissed this other guy. I say OK so whats his name. She tells me and I say you do know he is gay right? She gets pissed and tells me he is not and hangs up on me.

I find out from a friend a month later that she was getting pissed at him for not having sex with her so he broke up with her to be with another dude. I hear now that she only dates black men. So she turned him gay and he turned her to the dark side. What tangled web we weave.

Was her name Cantrell?

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Ja Rhule Grand Master

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This has to be my best story ever.

I went on like two dates with this girl and after a few hours of convo I could tell she was a freak. Anyway this was a good thing for me at the time because I was not looking for someone to settle with but more of a activity partner. So I go on a vacation and when I come back she tells me she kissed this other guy. I say OK so whats his name. She tells me and I say you do know he is gay right? She gets pissed and tells me he is not and hangs up on me.

I find out from a friend a month later that she was getting pissed at him for not having sex with her so he broke up with her to be with another dude. I hear now that she only dates black men. So she turned him gay and he turned her to the dark side. What tangled web we weave.

Niah, its just... If you go black, you can't go back.

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