Strange Breakup Stories

[Snake]

I dated a girl for two months and we got in a car accident and I was driving. My car was hit from behind from two cars. She broke up with me, then sued me for the car accident a got 30K. Come to find out I had the best insurance and she could get the most out of me. Yes I pick the best ones.

[Kurb]

I dated a girl for two months and we got in a car accident and I was driving. My car was hit from behind from two cars. She broke up with me, then sued me for the car accident a got 30K. Come to find out I had the best insurance and she could get the most out of me. Yes I pick the best ones.

winner

[Snake]

winner

I have her number if you have good insurance and want a fun time.

I think a credit check is also required.

[Ja Rhule]

I dated a girl for two months and we got in a car accident and I was driving. My car was hit from behind from two cars. She broke up with me, then sued me for the car accident a got 30K. Come to find out I had the best insurance and she could get the most out of me. Yes I pick the best ones.

Same happened to me but the girl I dated wanted to continue the relationship after she sued me...

[Mr. Scot]

Mr. Scot... either she was:

A) Crazy

Using that as an excuse to dump you.

Either way, you're better off...

I've been married for eleventy billion years, if I had a breakup story I don't remember it.

I'd probably go with "crazy" given the circumstances. I know it wasn't about sex. Ex-hubby was a Minuteman for their entire marriage.

Talked to her afterward about the example she was setting for her little girl. Even asked what she'd do someday when her daughter came home with a jackhole just like the one Mom was so crazy about.

Funny, but she didn't seem to like that question very much :sosp:

[Snake]

Same happened to me but the girl I dated wanted to continue the relationship after she sued me...

Well atleast you would get to spend some of your money. Think of it as an advance on future payouts LOL.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

About 5 years ago, I date that one girl for 4 months (we were friends for over 1.5 years)... we hang everyday even before dating. Then, we decided to play a game, just for fun. A game of who can go the longest without calling. I guess we both won cause I have not heard from her sense.

That's both funny and sad.

[Panthers_Lover]

guy broke up with me because i refused to give him a bj in the car in the driveway ... because my kids were home. otherwise, i would have.

[Snake]

This has to be my best story ever.

I went on like two dates with this girl and after a few hours of convo I could tell she was a freak. Anyway this was a good thing for me at the time because I was not looking for someone to settle with but more of a activity partner. So I go on a vacation and when I come back she tells me she kissed this other guy. I say OK so whats his name. She tells me and I say you do know he is gay right? She gets pissed and tells me he is not and hangs up on me.

I find out from a friend a month later that she was getting pissed at him for not having sex with her so he broke up with her to be with another dude. I hear now that she only dates black men. So she turned him gay and he turned her to the dark side. What tangled web we weave.

[Matt Foley]

This has to be my best story ever.

I went on like two dates with this girl and after a few hours of convo I could tell she was a freak. Anyway this was a good thing for me at the time because I was not looking for someone to settle with but more of a activity partner. So I go on a vacation and when I come back she tells me she kissed this other guy. I say OK so whats his name. She tells me and I say you do know he is gay right? She gets pissed and tells me he is not and hangs up on me.

I find out from a friend a month later that she was getting pissed at him for not having sex with her so he broke up with her to be with another dude. I hear now that she only dates black men. So she turned him gay and he turned her to the dark side. What tangled web we weave.

Was her name Cantrell?

[Snake]

Was her name Cantrell?

LOL nope she was one of 3 Ashley's I dated in my life.

[Matt Foley]

I could write a book from my match.com days.

[Ja Rhule]

This has to be my best story ever.

I went on like two dates with this girl and after a few hours of convo I could tell she was a freak. Anyway this was a good thing for me at the time because I was not looking for someone to settle with but more of a activity partner. So I go on a vacation and when I come back she tells me she kissed this other guy. I say OK so whats his name. She tells me and I say you do know he is gay right? She gets pissed and tells me he is not and hangs up on me.

I find out from a friend a month later that she was getting pissed at him for not having sex with her so he broke up with her to be with another dude. I hear now that she only dates black men. So she turned him gay and he turned her to the dark side. What tangled web we weave.

Niah, its just... If you go black, you can't go back.

[Snake]

Niah, its just... If you go black, you can't go back.

If you try white you might. Well lets face it she favors homos over straight people so black is a step in the right direction. Well unless they are gay.