For Sale: One (1) Aircraft Carrier

[TerriblePizza]

Slightly used condition, great value!

http://jalopnik.com/5702122/want-to-buy-an-aircraft-carrier

[Davidson Deac II]

Doesn't have an engine.

[Jangler]

Isn't North Ko...er uh I mean South Korea renting one right now?

[charlotte49er]

Prince Andrew flew Helo off her during the Falklands wars. Also maybe the first ship to have an curved flight deck (A British invention copied by the Americans) for Sea Harriers.

It's always kind of sad to see an old warship cut up for scrap.

[Skew]

I hardly use the one I have.

[GritsRgreat]

i do need a new bass boat

[SorthNarolina]

Prince Andrew flew Helo off her during the Falklands wars. Also maybe the first ship to have an curved flight deck (A British invention copied by the Americans) for Sea Harriers.

It's always kind of sad to see an old warship cut up for scrap.

very true. I watched this PBS special on one of the battle ships. Seeing the old sailors gingerly walking up stairs they used to take 3 at a time was sad. Then you add in the symbolism of the old rusty ship and the old aging man.

[SorthNarolina]

Floating drag strip anyone?

[TarPanther9180]

Doesn't have an engine.

Put some giant sails on it and turn into a pirate ship

[Darth Biscuit]

That'd be one hell of a party boat.

[Snake]

No engine, pumps, or generator. I mean really??? How is this going to help me in the impending Zombie invasion.

[TerriblePizza]

No engine, pumps, or generator. I mean really??? How is this going to help me in the impending Zombie invasion.

It floats, doesn't it?

[bleys]

That'd be one hell of a party boat.

that was my 1st thought..

I'd love to try to pack that boat full of people...

[TerriblePizza]

Here's what we do: We insert an inflatible liner into the aircraft fuel storage tanks and fill it with beer, then pressurize it. BAM. Worlds largest keg for the worlds largest party boat.