Shelter is ready, now its time to assemble the team.

[SOJA]

Just finished the 2000 sq foot hidden bunker in the back yard complete with two years worth of food, water, and fuel. Has a periscope for spotting brain munchers before the hatch is open. Also has generator, flat screen, and enough porn to last for years without reruns.

Before I accept anyone into my crew, I need to know the following...

1) Would you have any hesitations about putting a bullet in the brain of anyone that was even bitten.

2) Have you any weapons training or survival skills. If so, what?

3) Do you fart a lot?

4) Are you ok with staying with 8 huddle kittens in case the world needs populated all over again?

5) Why would it be beneficial to have you around?

what happens after your two years of food run out? Since I have a solution I will count that as my number five

[Hawk]

pffft....by then, the kittens will all have had at least one baby each...we start to cook them up on the grill...the kittens, not the babies!

[CatsMeow]

So...this thing is just open to dudes and Panther cheerleaders? Oh well...

[Kurb]

I don't need to fill this out.

My knowledge speaks for itself.

[Panthro]

I eat and fart a lot

[PhillyB]

my secret squadron of stealth bombers renders this completely unnecessary. brain-eaters dont match up well against those

[PantherBrew]

Hang out with Zod in a bunker or be a zombie?

Really?

[lightsout]