Hey guys look at my micro weiner pic!!

[Jangler]

Why do phones take pictures?

[The Saltman]

why do midgets not grow?

[boo7382]

approach with the picture up, and say,"this is not actual size". depending on how good a liar you are it might just work.

I would take that as, its way smaller than this.

[PanthaSan]

Because it's winter, silly...

[TheRealDeal]

Girls generally wont show anything unless you show first. Ask Brett Favre.

You need to be better at convincing females.

They like the man to take charge. If you cave and give in at all, let alone first, you are doomed.

Man up and demand what you want, if you like what you see, demand more and then after all is said and done, demand a sandwich.

On to the next one.

[The Saltman]

what TheRealDeal said, u pussy

[mr beauxjangles]

the first thing you need to do is clarify that it was a picture of YOU. since most people with dirty photos on their phone have pictures of other people, and very few have pictures of themselves naked, i think this is an important point to clairfy to the young lady. as far as you know, your entire office has already had the "wow smoots is in the closet i would have never guessed" conversation...

[Jangler]

why do midgets not grow?

too far from the sun.

Still doesn't explain the phone/camera thingy.

[Kettle]

i don't carry a phone. i carry a do everything device

[Jangler]

Mine is on the wall in the kitchen...

[The Saltman]

my junk could be considered an everything device, too bad it doesnt have a camera on it.

[Kettle]

only cuz you'll stick it in anything

[The Saltman]

tru

[Jase]

I would send pics of my business to women, but I'd be afraid that they would be driving at the time.

It's difficult to drive and applaud at the same time.