Random Thoughts

[Boltergeist]

my right nut is considerably bigger than my left

So if anyone says they'd give their left nut for something - internally you're thinking "That's not really that much"

[Hawk]

So if anyone says they'd give their left nut for something - internally you're thinking "That's not really that much"

yup...hell of a deal in my opinion!!!

[boo7382]

Do you think that Hawaii and Alaska ever feel lonely or left out?

How long do you think it will take me to pass this kidney stone? Will it hurt?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

[Captroop]

Why do we need money? I think it's just something that's built up by our society to keep us enslaved. We need jobs in order to make money to survive in the system in order to keep the system running.

Why can't I just go move to some remote island in the Maldives where it's 80 degrees all the time and I can just live in a small house on white sand beaches and go swimming in clear blue seas every day?

[Hawk]

why do people/companies spend all sorts of time, money and energy to plaster their vehicles with their companies information and then proceed to drive like complete assholes in said vehicles?

[bleys]

I regret not even being aware of Oasis until 2008. I missed out on a major part of the '90s.

random thought: Oasis had more than 1 song?

[bleys]

now that rep is gone, I'm chillin but my swag on full attack..

[Captroop]

random thought: Oasis had more than 1 song?

They had 2. Champagne Supernova is the other one.

[bleys]

They had 2. Champagne Supernova is the other one.

that was the only one I knew.. lol

[Darth Biscuit]

Champagne Supernova has some nostalgic value, but otherwise Oasis sucks IMO...

[Panthro]

What if squirrels were carnivores.

[boo7382]

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

[Kettle]

why can't i keep the huddle closed?

[Captroop]

that was the only one I knew.. lol

Oh, I thought everyone knew Wonderwall.

Random thought:

I think everyone should learn to fight. Not that I think every problem should be resolved with violence, but I thinks it's a skill everyone should have. It helps build self confidence and physical fitness. And I think it would actually lead to fewer fights; like Mr. Miyagi says, you learn Karate so you don't have to fight.

And it may sound wierd, but win, lose or draw, there's no feeling like a really good fight (by that of course I mean a competitive fight, not a broken bottle bare knuckle fight). Many a night I'm driving hime from Krav Maga, bruised up and beaten, but feeling on top of the world; just experiencing this intense endorphin high, and there's not many other feelings like it. The skies never look so pretty as they do on a night after a good fight (although that's probably because most of the stars I'm seeing are not actually stars).

Palahniuk might have been on to something.