Girl's coming over with booze and bowls...

[mr beauxjangles]

whatever you do, resist the urge to tell her to make you a fuggin sandwich.

that comes on the second date.

[YourMomsLover]

Make sure youre not the one that passes out first...

[Wither]

Who puts a poptart in a microwave?

That sounds sexual.

[bredy087]

I remember when I thought I had morals when it came to chicks with boyfriends and married and all that. I realized how much of an idiot I was. Hunting season and everything's fair game.

[Hotsauce]

recap?

[Wither]

Hunting season and everything's fair game.

Even the boyfriends, huh? Joking!

[bredy087]

Even the boyfriends, huh? Joking!

count it!

[d-run]

Who puts a poptart in a microwave?

My wife does. I thought it was fuging weird at first, but 10 seconds warms it up just enough. Try it next time you are in a hurry

[Kevin Greene]

Sorry we had to cut it short. Same place and time tonight? Ill bring the bowl.

And your Algebra homework.

[KBRed]

My wife does. I thought it was fuging weird at first, but 10 seconds warms it up just enough. Try it next time you are in a hurry

Damn, that will save me 10 seconds instead of using the toaster. I will never be late again!

[The Saltman]

Yummm soggy poptart.