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For those with a strange sense of humor.

SCMunnerlyn1

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Matt Foley

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British porn make me laugh.

How can I rub one out with some girl saying crazy sh*t like "You want to stick your hands in my knickers?" or "I know your wanking it right now" All it that smarmy British accent. Fugging hilarious.

Once had a girl with a British accent stop in the middle of sex and say "Will you get me on all fours, then?"

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I find drag queens funny... Went out with my old gf and her friends to dinner a few years back. Me and the other guy that was there saw a drag queen walking by outside the restaurant and started laughing, and got real loud about it when they sat queeny and his girlfriends 2 tables over... My gf got mad "Shhhh, he'll hear you!" Do I really give a poo if it hears me? If a dude wants to dress like a woman and go out in public then he should accept his fate and be subject to ridicule... Just like Redskins' fans...

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Funny?

Pretty much every day life for me. I have a very twisted sense of humor so pretty much the only thing off limits is when kids get hurt.

Now myself and my buddies, on the other hand, are a treasure trove of humor.

Like the time we were fishing in a marina and saw a 4 foot Blue Shark still in the water and convinced one that it was dead and he should jump over, grab it and get it in the boat. Apparently the shark was swimming really slow.

Or the time we lost the tube for some 4" mortars on my B-day and imporvised one out of cardboard. The thing went 8 feet up, blew up, scattered all the kiddies standing around and lit my backyard fence on fire. No kids were injured.

Or when our sons were in scouts and we were roasting mallows. My buddy was explaining to them that the mallows get slippery as they roast and when he raised his stick fast, his flaming mallow flew off and stuck to his forehead, on fire and burned the front part of his hair.

You know, fun stuff like that.....

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Funny?

Pretty much every day life for me. I have a very twisted sense of humor so pretty much the only thing off limits is when kids get hurt.

Now myself and my buddies, on the other hand, are a treasure trove of humor.

Like the time we were fishing in a marina and saw a 4 foot Blue Shark still in the water and convinced one that it was dead and he should jump over, grab it and get it in the boat. Apparently the shark was swimming really slow.

Or the time we lost the tube for some 4" mortars on my B-day and imporvised one out of cardboard. The thing went 8 feet up, blew up, scattered all the kiddies standing around and lit my backyard fence on fire. No kids were injured.

Or when our sons were in scouts and we were roasting mallows. My buddy was explaining to them that the mallows get slippery as they roast and when he raised his stick fast, his flaming mallow flew off and stuck to his forehead, on fire and burned the front part of his hair.

You know, fun stuff like that.....

:lol: thats hilarious!

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Anytime a "spitter" blows me I promise to let her know when it's cuming but never do. The shock on the chicks face is priceless, even funnier is when they have to find a place to spit fast. If we're in a car I make sure the doors are locked and move REAL slow to unlock them.

Cracks me up every time

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