My neighbor is a Top Cat

[SCP]

I just found out today. Guess I'll need to start mowing my yard shirtless in jean shorts.

na na na na naah

[The Saltman]

I didnt know you lived next door?

[Jangler]

pic or it didn't happen (of the top cat)

[SCP]

pic or it didn't happen (of the top cat)

you are soo friggin lucky you added that caveat to your post

[SCP]

I didnt know you lived next door?

nc_biscuit was right, you are a M.I.L.F.

[Jangler]

yeah, I been around.

[The Saltman]

a man you'd like to ***?

[SCP]

a man you'd like to ***?

No ghey. Muslim I'd Like to Fart on.

[Ivan The Awesome]

pic or it didn't happen (of the top cat)

This.

[The Saltman]

No ghey. Muslim I'd Like to Fart on.

I will shoot you in your sphincter before that happened.

[SCP]

Ok, damn. Pics it is. I'll have her take some pictures of me washing my truck and post them.

[KSpan]

I will shoot you in your sphincter before that happened.

Is that what you kids call it these days?

[The Saltman]

kids?

[Proudiddy]

Congrats SouthCak...

And they're correctly referred to as JORTS (jean shorts).

Make sure to get the right amount cut off though, you almost want to cut enough so that she can see the pockets hanging out, but not so short that she can see your beanbag... You know, that whole "leave them something for the imagination" thing.

Works everytime.