Breaking News: Lunch today with Kurb

[Mother Grabber]

I heard that 'lunch with Kurb' is one of the rookie hazing traditions.

[Kettle]

can he get me some autographs?

[Peppers90 NC]

does he lay on his stomach or his back?

lube or no lube?

foreplay?

way too interested

[#1 Panthers Fan]

Did your guys eat cheese kurbs?

[Mrs Pantherfan]

:lol: no, but he wanted to stab the guy next to us.

dude asked us a question about practice while we are standing there watching TC....kurb gave him an answer...

he then proceeds to continue with "well, thats where you are wrong...blahblahblah"

teh kurb's face was priceless.

As far as Kurb+Zod, shoulda known there was some gheyness going on....you guys looked too happy to be sitting so close together in the stadium

I almost got to see Kurb beat the poo out of an old man whilst waiting for freakin' EVER to use el portojohno.... good times....good times

[Guest GuidoPanthers12]

This sounds like my kinda thing youze guyz! Brolove 4 life! KnowutI'msayin?

[chknwing]

Who Paid for Lunch?

[Johnny Rockets]

Who Paid for Lunch?

We all paid separately, however Zod did share his crepe with us. It was slightly romantic/erotic. Zod then proceeded to bribe me into going to fanfest with him and Kurb with promise of a stadium beer and who am I to turn down a $16 beer?

I sat through fanfest with them as long as I could stand it (I got tired of seeing Cam pretend he was an airplane) and then went to Picassos. Next thing I know I am at the Rusty Rudder up at Lake Norman. Things get hazy after that but I remember swimming but had no swim trunks but that might explain why my boxers were drenched. I then woke up in the morning thankful I had a GPS so I could find my way home.

That ladies and gentleman is what happens when your day starts off by having lunch with Zod and the Kurb.

The End

[pstall]

i hate i missed this. i wanted to know if kurb has been able to grow a beard that doesn't look like the Aluetian Islands.

Or if he wants to join forces during a Zombie Apocolypse at Pstall's Compound.

[Kurb]

i hate i missed this. i wanted to know if kurb has been able to grow a beard that doesn't look like the Aluetian Islands.

Or if he wants to join forces during a Zombie Apocolypse at Pstall's Compound.

Sir I grow quite an epic beard.

[Morph]

Sir I grow quite an epic beard.

Just like Kenny Rogers!

[Zod]

crepes = delish

[SCP]

Kurb, since you are on twitter can you hit up person or gantt and see what the deal is at RG. Are we really thinking about going into the season with Bernardeau at RG?

[Kurb]

Swartz was held out.

Dont derail my thraaadddd

I need the attention.

Crepes did = delish.. /suprised /diabeticcoma