Vasectomy?

[g5jamz]

I was considering getting a patent on a remote control thingy for sperm. Chirp chirp...you're hot. Chirp...you're locked. But after it was explained how it works...it's not possible.

BUT...after I've told you the good story I had. You can mess up.

One buddy thought you could get it done and just go do regular crap he always did. His balls swole up pretty dang big and he regretted it immensely. The other had a hack doctor and the doc nicked a vessel and his nutsack filled with blood and a hemotoma developed. We were going on a fishing trip and he was missing for days and when he finally showed up to work to discuss the trip, he took a couple of us in his office and showed us his nuts. They were the size of a softball. BUT...I got my vasectomy even after seeing those two events.

[Kettle]

you could have the wife get an IUD

[g5jamz]

We'd had 3 miscarriages...stillborn twins...and all kinds of genetics testing...two healthy kids finally. I felt it was my turn.

[PanthaSan]

After 9 kids, I finally figured out what causes that so I got it done earlier this year.

Don't remember much because I was Valiumed out during the procedure. It was done by the family doc so he let MamaSan assist and we did it in the office.

Cost - $0, we are double covered.

Time off - 1 day and then a weekend to recup with a bag of peas.

Pain level - None but I was spoiled and didn't have to do anything but lay around and relax.

Sexy time resumed after a week only because I had heard bad stories and didn't want to take chances. My buddy had one done and he was "throwing his wife" around the bedroom in 2 days.

[Zod]

I've had three of them. My little swimmer keep rigging the tube back together somehow. Persistent little fuggers.

[g5jamz]

I've had three of them. My little swimmer keep rigging the tube back together somehow. Persistent little fuggers.

Paternity tests haven't been done on the kids yet.

You are NOT the father.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

After 9 kids,

jesus..you've got a herd

[Epistaxis]

My recommendation as a sterilized dude and the husband of someone that has performed the procedure countless times...

1) Don't make the wife do the female version. Her risks and complications>>>>>>yours

2) Simple, painless, easy.

3) Get it done the Wednesday before the Final 4 starts. Perfect excuse to lounge for 4 days...back to work that Monday.

If you do not want any more children, it is the logical decision, but most good Urologists will want to talk to you AND her as well as wait to see how that second baby thing turns out.

[g5jamz]

My urologist required her to sign a consent form.

I found that insulting and none of their business. Chick can have a baby slaughtered, but I can't get a vasectomy without a signoff? (sidebar I know)

[Epistaxis]

I'm not jumping in to that trickbag buddy.

[Davis83]

Best advice my doc gave me:

Sit in recliner, take a bag of frozen peas and plop 'em in your crotch - do NOTHING! for 3 days except to swap out the frozen pea's.

Not a problem - all the horror stories can be traced to the dude NOT doing what the doc tells 'em.

[g5jamz]

LOL...does your wife ask for a consent form to be signed?

[mmmbeans]

My urologist required her to sign a consent form.

I found that insulting and none of their business. Chick can have a baby slaughtered, but I can't get a vasectomy without a signoff? (sidebar I know)

looking to stay on topic i see.

[Epistaxis]

LOL...does your wife ask for a consent form to be signed?

No, but she requires the wife (if applicable) to be present for the consultation appointment.

The number of chicken-outs is impressive.

Almost as impressive as mine.