Hot Stewardess

[Mvp2014]

Alaskan Airlines = Free alcohol. done and done

[Squirrel]

Most are bitter old hags. PhilleyB is right Asia airlines have the best to bad American airlines cant get away with it.

[Squirrel]

Not a Flight Attendent but nice.

[Darth Biscuit]

Mosey is the smartest person in this thread... Squirrel is in second.

[charlotte49er]

I'm on the "No Fly" list. :mad:

But this would make a great uniform!

or even retro

Japanese Airlines! I always liked the hot towels!

Mexican Air Flight Attendants! I Corumba!

Remember these ads from the early 70's.

[charlotte49er]

The trouble with US Scare is most of their flight attendants are trannies!

Kind of makes you scared when they say, "Coffee, Tea or ME!" :eek:

[charlotte49er]

There's a reason it's called the "Cockpit"!

British Air!

"Flew in from miami beach boac

Didn't get to bed last night

On the way the paper bag was on my knee

Man i had a dreadful flight

I'm back in the u.s.s.r.

You don't know how lucky you are boy

Back in the u.s.s.r."

[Hugor Hill]

New tv show this year, saw a billboard up on the way home today. didnt hear a thing about it.

[Darth Biscuit]

This thread has improved dramatically...

[boo7382]

How much did that double cost you?!

They are always teh meanz to me too....they hate meh! I always think its just b/c they hate their job....but I mean it can't be too bad.

I know a couple people who used to work for airlines....you deal with a lot of grumpy assholes but there are a lot of good perks as well.

[Hugor Hill]

I can't recall the last time I saw a good looking stewardess.

On the next leg i flew USAir and the hag for a stewardess looked at me like a moron when i ordered a double gin in the rocks.

a double gin on the rocks is completely different from a double gin in the rocks.......:tongue:

[Happy Panther]

How much did that double cost you?!

$15 I think...Tax deductible!

[SCP]

Delta has some nice looking flight attendants. US Air has one in their entire rotation. I have seen her on a flight to Phoenix. United is a bunch of grandmas. Southwest is ghey dudes and overly cheerful skanks. American has a mixed bag.

[Razzy]

Awesome! I work for a small business that sells a lot of product online and I am the one who gets to take 100+ small packages each day to USPS in my truck. Typically I just drop them at the back dock, but 2-3 times a week we get an INT/FPO/APO order that I need to go inside for. Today, I was helped by a woman who I haven't seen there before. She looked like she was maybe in her mid-40's, probably 20+ years my senior, but was a total fox. She was eyeballing me like she wanted to eat me. The best part is, in 2 weeks, our business is moving locations and in effect moves post offices. If I see her again, I have no incentive not to go for it.