What kind of wood doesn't float?

[Bob NC]

Natalie Wood.

[Kettle]

my wood

[LiQuiD]

Excellent perspective on our team, Bob.

Bleacherreport.com would like to interview you, is this afternoon okay?

[Kettle]

petrified wood

Lignum Vitae

Ebony

[Mayor Qumiby]

Morning wood

[Jangler]

1981 called and wants it's joke back.

[mmmbeans]

people actually float.

[Guest Irv]

elijah wood

[Jangler]

http://www.movieline.com/2011/11/natalie-wood-case-reopened-and-other-stories-youll-be-talking-about-today.php

· The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Dept. announced Thursday that it will reopen its investigation into the 1981 drowning death of Natalie Wood. “Recently Sheriff’s homicide investigators were contacted by persons who stated they had additional information about the Natalie Wood Wagner drowning,” the office claimed in a statement. “Due to the additional information, Sheriff’s homicide bureau has decided to take another look at the case.” Wood’s husband Robert Wagner, meanwhile, welcomes another look but hopes “that it comes from a credible source or sources other than those simply trying to profit from the 30-year anniversary of her tragic death.” Or the 50th anniversary of West Side Story.

[mmmbeans]

ohhhh. so just elijah wood floats.

[Mother Grabber]

I remember hearing that joke in 7th grade shop class...

[Jase]

petrified wood

Lignum Vitae

Ebony

some boxwoods

greenheart

[cookinbrak]

The better joke about this....

Robert Wagner confirmed that his wife wasn't missing, she was just doing some laundry. He said he saw her going out with the Tide....