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Morning sex before work

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Gotta love it. It's the next best thing to that post Thanksgiving poop. The wife woke me up this morning by ripping the covers off the bed after her shower. I proceeded to tap that ass. Today was uber productive. Setting sales records.

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I think I remember something about that, but that was happening about the same time as the lunch time sex, and the after work sex, and the wake me up in the middle of the night sex, and the lets pull over and have sex sex.

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My co-workers always claimed when I started my day off with sex. they said I smiled a lot more, was overall much happier person to be around. :D

There was even talk about them hiring a hooker to come over every morning just to give me a BJ before I came to work. (I'm sure my Fiancee at the time, wouldn't have approved of that. Of course, she wasn't going to do it.)

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Not in a position of negotiation. However, when I get mine, it's usually in the following order:

1-2 times at night.

Get woken up once. Bang. Sleep.

Wake up between 7:30 and 8 (STRICTLY in that time-frame, never fails). Bang again.

Go about day. Mid-day sex is a possibility. Sometimes a BJ.

So we're looking at 4-5 times in less than 24 hours. I love those days.

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