Rule that girls wish guys knew.

[Floppin]

wait what?

Whose woman holds them in bed?

cuckold?

I like being little spoon, who doesn't like being held?

[Bronn]

wait what?

Whose woman holds them in bed?

cuckold?

AND how does he fart ON you if you're holding him...

spooning maybe?

[LifeisaGarden]

Yes! But I despise that word which is why I said holding.

[PanthaSan]

We like giving blow jobs & making sammiches.

I knew it, I just fuging knew it!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

why don't you fart back on him? poo...you start it...I'LL FINISH IT!

[Jase]

there's no shame in being the little spoon.

the shame begins and ends at the strap-on.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

if you take it with the strap on...does that mean you are teh ghey?

[Montsta]

I think the biggest thing about my wife that irks me is her insecurities. She is a great woman and we have a mutual respect and everything, but the way things are when I'm hanging out with other people, and the way she thinks they are couldn't be any farther apart.

[PanthaSan]

if you take it with the strap on...does that mean you are teh ghey?

No, Jase is teh ghey for many more resons than that.

[Scrumtrilescent]

You can't have headaches when you don't have brains. Silly womenz.

[Guest]

if you take it with the strap on...does that mean you are teh ghey?

Oh, no, no, thats not ghey, thats just pegging.

:eek:

:leaving:

[Mrs Pantherfan]

um...yeah...don't google image that

[Guest]

:lol:

[charlotte49er]

1) Unless you meet a guy while you are out "clubbing" or some other function where you would wear a dress/skirt. Wearing a dress/skirt on the first date signals to the guy he's getting lucky! This usually goes for about the first 2-3 dates!

2) If a guy doesn't get a kiss by the 3rd date, he'll move on.

3) if the guy doesn't get you into bed by the 5th date. He'll move one.

(Last 2 are from Maxxim Magazine.)

4) If anytime you want to get him into bed, wear a dress/skirt on the date.

5) If you introduce him to any of your ultra hawt girlfriends before you go to bed with him, he'll move on.

6) If he won't introduce you to any of his friends, he's not interested.

7) Not all married men wear wedding rings!

8) Married men will lie to get you into bed. (Especially telling you the biggest lie. We are divorcing, just haven't filed the paperwork yet.)

9) If the only phone number he gives you is his work number, he's married!

10) If you are dating a married man, you deserve what you get.