Do You Lie About Yourself On The Internet

[CarolinaAllDay]

I dont even exist in real life. Zod created me out of C++ in his college days to post stupidity on the huddle and make you tightwads cry

[mmmbeans]

Ill use his answer.

sometimes i think you guys are the same person.

<only lies to self on the internet.

[Inimicus]

sometimes i think you guys are the same person.

<only lies to self on the internet.

We are.

[mmmbeans]

:ph34r:

[Scrumtrilescent]

Every word.

[charlotte49er]

Years ago I was in a popular internet dating site. I always list myself as "Caucasion". (I'm mixed race. Mostly White with some Native American mixed in. It's a toss up if you can tell the Native American in me. I tan with a 40 watt light bulb though.)

I went on a first date for dinner, and the woman told me almost immediately, that she felt cheated. That I had lied on my profile stating that I was white, when It was obvious to her that I wasn't. ( I proceeded to tell her that I am Mixed Race, but mostly white.) The rest of the evening and dinner went downhill from there. (I should have excused myself and went to the restroom, and ducked out at the beginning!)

Then I changed my profile to show "Mixed Race". Then women assumed that I was part white and part African American. So I had to explain "Mixed Race" in my profile. After that, it got to be a hassle and I just gave up.

[Wither]

And if you believe that, I've got a female Thai hooker to sell you.

The funny part is trying to find out what exact part of this phrase you are lying about.

[NCstoner420]

I don't make pottery as my picture may suggest.

[bleys]

Years ago I was in a popular internet dating site. I always list myself as "Caucasion". (I'm mixed race. Mostly White with some Native American mixed in. It's a toss up if you can tell the Native American in me. I tan with a 40 watt light bulb though.)

I went on a first date for dinner, and the woman told me almost immediately, that she felt cheated. That I had lied on my profile stating that I was white, when It was obvious to her that I wasn't. ( I proceeded to tell her that I am Mixed Race, but mostly white.) The rest of the evening and dinner went downhill from there. (I should have excused myself and went to the restroom, and ducked out at the beginning!)

Then I changed my profile to show "Mixed Race". Then women assumed that I was part white and part African American. So I had to explain "Mixed Race" in my profile. After that, it got to be a hassle and I just gave up.

that's deep yo...

[chef17]

Years ago I was in a popular internet dating site. I always list myself as "Caucasion". (I'm mixed race. Mostly White with some Native American mixed in. It's a toss up if you can tell the Native American in me. I tan with a 40 watt light bulb though.) I went on a first date for dinner, and the woman told me almost immediately, that she felt cheated. That I had lied on my profile stating that I was white, when It was obvious to her that I wasn't. ( I proceeded to tell her that I am Mixed Race, but mostly white.) The rest of the evening and dinner went downhill from there. (I should have excused myself and went to the restroom, and ducked out at the beginning!) Then I changed my profile to show "Mixed Race". Then women assumed that I was part white and part African American. So I had to explain "Mixed Race" in my profile. After that, it got to be a hassle and I just gave up.

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[R0CKnR0LLA]

did someone say something about a thai hooker?

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Maybe not lie, but I don't tell the entire truth. How about that?

[Scrumtrilescent]

I just shat out a small goat. No lie.