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so uh im having a kid


PhillyB

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gratz man

Our OB is a friend, so she let me deliver our first.

Didn't get the honor for #2, since he decided to get hung up on the cord.

He got the suction cup treatment on his melon, and the monitors going off had to be silenced...since both mom and dad knew exactly what the hell was going on. Since we were at HER hospital, you get the idea...the whole damn place was in our room.

I think they even mobilized the friggin chopper.

All ended up fine, but I had to have a seat.

I have seen some really jacked up crap in my time, but nothing quite gets to you like worrying about your own.

For now....

enjoy some of your last completely worry-free sleeps, once you have kids, you never sleep the same.

It is like always being on watch.

enjoy doing whatever the hell you feel like doing, whenever the hell you feel like doing it, because like it or not, your priorities better damn well change.

baby/toddler proof your homestead NOW, because that one is NOT best left for trial and error.

enjoy the most frustrating AND enjoyable AND inportant job you'll ever have, being a dad.

congrats again

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due date is sometime in may so at least i'll be occupied when there's no football

Lol at "occupied". Dude it's so much more than "occupied". Hahahahahahaha

Sorry man, I mean congrats. I have a 2 year old and a 7 year old and they are already drawing pictures of birds pooping on Steeler logos. I love those little fuggers like I never thought I could love something. Don't even remember what life was like before they were born.

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im with ya scp. i have a 12 and 10 yr old. my 10 yr old thinks im the king of the universe. everything i say is funny and nothing but pearls of wisdom and insight come from my mouth.

that little girl has gotten me thru more crap simply by running to my car when i get home from work than most adults trying to say the right thing to me.

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