Question for the ladies

[charlotte49er]

OK, I never considered myself to be that hairy, pretty average.

My ex-fiancee constantly complined out it, but I wrote it off. All she really cared about was getting her box-o-wine a night and cigarettes.

However, for the last year I have been wearing a St Christopher medal and fine chain. The chain grabs my chest hair amost every time I move!

I'm not the guy who goes without his shirt and looks liek he's wearing a Mohawk sweater!

But maybe it's time I knock the forest down, at least thin it out.

I understand that those epi things hurt like all get out as they pull the hair out! I really don't want to spend $1500 on laser treaments. A former GF of mine, tried Nair once and I turned beet red and hurt like someone set me on fire!

What are my options?

[Brokenbad]

Dude, fair trimmer or hair clippers cut your hair close if you are too scared to take a razor too it.

[Lumps]

Clippers do great trimming it up...I never found wax that painful and was always easier for me to just pay to have it done, but then again I am only hairy on the chest and mid stomach and I got red too but it'll go away.

Lasering is time consuming; you will be returning to treatment A LOT, plus the money.

My advice? Find a chick who that poo doesn't matter, in fact, find a chick nothing cosmetic matters to because as you age it goes down the shitter anyways. Chicks who dig cosmetic things like a lot of material things... and in the end there is nothing to these women except nice looks which will eventually go away.

[pstall]

No man shall ever ask a question of women on a message board. Lo, he may think many exist, he shall remain blind until he renounces his post and surf facebook more often.

Ye may be smitten with a fair lass, but his internet brothers must always guide him back to the free flowing streams.

Book of Pstall Ch 4, verse 22-24

[Kettle]

I used to straight razor everything. Now I only use a trimmer in the summer months. Wifey has learned to like it.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Find a chick who that poo doesn't matter, in fact, find a chick nothing cosmetic matters to because as you age it goes down the shitter anyways. Chicks who dig cosmetic things like a lot of material things... and in the end there is nothing to these women except nice looks which will eventually go away.

what? I don't like hairy guys so that makes me materialistic?

[Scrumtrilescent]

Wax isn't that bad, just be sure to wash it off really well afterwards to get the wax out of your pores or you'll look like you just turned 15 the next day.

[mmmbeans]

just thinking about this is making me itch...

[Mrs Pantherfan]

[scarface]

[stirs]

Quit wearing necklaces, you lady

[Johnny Rockets]

Let that sh*t grow and then turn it into dreds. Chest dreds are the new porkchop sideburns.

[Raskle]

what? I don't like hairy guys so that makes me materialistic?

I think the intent of the post was good: Find a woman who accepts who you are, regardless of any slight imperfections you may have. Those who do not accept this, and get hung up about it to the point of nagging are not worth a person's time, because those women will end up being more bother than their worth. Same goes for guys too. If you care for someone, you accept them for who they are. If you don't, you try to change them. Simple fact.

This is moot anyways, since it doesn't answer the OP's question, or is really relevant in any way. Personally, the idea of trying to shave my chest is not something I'd ever contemplate doing. It grows back twice as thick once you start, and since Nair is obviously out, the alternative I'd consider is to maybe switch from a chain to a leather rope of some kind. That way, he could still wear the medal, without fear of it ripping out any hairs.

[Hawk]

Nair works and doesn't hurt at all....make sure the room is well ventilated because it sure does stink...at least that's what a guy Johnny Rocket knows said