How do you get rid of an acquaintance?

[Porn Shop Clerk]

way to man up bro

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Omg why are you all so mean to Alice? 

 

You should be ashamed of  yourselves! 

 

SMH

 

whatever bro

[Shufdog]

Actually as much fun as y'all made, the point came through, do something to make him feel uncomfortable, 3 days ago when I saw him, I pretend to be kinda upset and told him I wasn't doing good, the IRS said some of my write offs weren't legal and said I still owed another $58k and cleaned out my bank account. Then I proceeded to ask him to borrow $130 till Friday to pay off my credit card bill. He looked stunned. He made the worst excuse and said something about they haven't paid him his check and he needs to buy some book.

Now that it got a little awkward, I them asked him for $20 to buy a bad of dog food for Bentley. He said he was going to check if he had it a home and let me know. Well yesterday he was in my neighborhood leaving flyers from the hot dog restaurant door to door and was like 3 doors down when I came back from walking my dog, so he definitely saw me go in. He left a flyer at front door and kept going! Mission accomplished! I did feel a little guilty lying to the guy, but at the end of the day, it was to avoid being blunt with him which would have probably hurt his feelings.

 

You lie to us everyday! You must be riddled with guilt!!

[MadHatter]

Actually as much fun as y'all made, the point came through, do something to make him feel uncomfortable......

 

Doesn't work.  We have tried that with you for months.....but you still keep coming back.

 

Let us know if you get rid of this person.  We are VERY interested to know what we need to do.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

apparently you just ask alice to borrow money and that freaks him the fug out.   fug poor people and poo man, those things have lice and carry rabies.

[Happy Panther]

[Happy Panther]

I use the Bill Murray approach. Be super nice. But also be super stern about boundaries.

 

I don't have time to talk

Busy right now

I don't like people on my lawn

Hey maybe I will see you in a couple weeks.

 

 

[P.I.A]

Its simple, just throw the dildo away. 

[Mr. Scot]

Omg why are you all so mean to Alice?

You should be ashamed of yourselves!

SMH

Read the Smack Forum. You'll understand a lot better.

[Lloyd Christmas]

Contact Aaron Hernandez. Problem solved.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

No way this is a grown a$$ man asking other grown a$$ men how to handle his own personal affairs at his household.

But when the grass grows man he has a landscaper to take care of it. Trims the hedges as well

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[R0CKnR0LLA]

Omg why are you all so mean to Alice? 

 

You should be ashamed of  yourselves! 

 

SMH

 

[Hawk]

pretty sure you could have just deflated him with the same mouth to penis attachment you used to inflate him.

 

 

[Chimera]

I gave Alice advice based on my assumptions that the kid saw him as an easy target. When I learned Alice wanted to get rid of him because he talks slow or something, I wanted to kick Alice in the vulva.