Huddle reaction to free agency in just 2 days in Limericks.

[intangiblejohnny]

There once was a man from Charlotte

Whose lady was called a harlotte

But when he rockets the ball

With the best of them all

Every chicks a target

[intangiblejohnny]

This is the best thread of the offseason!!!

[intangiblejohnny]

We should do fun stuff like this more often. I think many people forget we are all on the same team.

[pstall]

Exactly

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[SIGCHI222]

There once was a Panther fan from Boone

Who jumped on the bandwagon last June

But once things got rough

He found it too tough

And decided to pull for the Fal'Coons

[lola]

Stah set the bah in the draft

Panther fans point at Falcons and laughed

Then Dave cut our Smit's

With coaches shorts jacked up over his tits

And now I'm left with Byron Bell and some tool named Folkerts

You, sir, are a genius. Lol.

[intangiblejohnny]

You, sir, are a genius. Lol.

You should write one. It's great smitty stress relief.

[Proudiddy]

Lost so many hogmollies

Getts begins to sweat where his pants meet his tits,

This 2014 league year has been so full of follies

Release Smitty, then bring in a slow ass known for late hits

But, fear not, Getts will fix all by blowing money on Hakeem Nicks.

[Zaximus]

To be honest, threads like THIS are just as annoying as threads where people are freaking out.

[intangiblejohnny]

To be honest, threads like THIS are just as annoying as threads where people are freaking out.

I don't think that qualifies as a limerick.

[Captroop]

Our O-line's in need of a fix

And we desperately need to sign Nicks

The fans screamed to Gettleman,

Our offense should be better, man!

He said "We'll kneel, punt and hope for pick six."

[MichaelNewtonII]

Gettleman made 2013 a wash

Hell no here comes Linden Gaydosh

With the flex of one muscle

And some Canadian farm beast hustle

The Panthers go oot and aboot and win the Super Bowl eh

Pie for "oot and aboot

[top dawg]

All these would be Huddle mods

Who fancy themselves Internet gods

Need to stop thread surfing like little ferrets

For what they deem has no merit

Before they get bitch-slapped by Zod

 

[intangiblejohnny]

Pie for all Limericks. Disdain for all limerick haters.