You're the last person on Earth.

[Awesomeness!!]

You have just woken up from a much needed afternoon nap. You turn on ESPN, but get nothing but static, channel after channel. You grab your phone but the web isn't working. The same is true for your laptop. Your texts can't be sent, and calls can't be made. You wonder around your house, stepping on pizza box after pizza box wondering what is going on. You open the front door, and find the street quiet. Empty. You notice the sound of...silence. You walk to the local gas station, but nobody is inside. Minutes turn into hours. You realize you're the only person you've seen all day.

 

Shitty set up aside, what would you do if you were the last person on Earth? Every other human being has disappeared, and you're all alone. Would you steal a car and drive somewhere you've always wanted to go? Rob a Mcdonalds? Rob a Bojangles? Rob a Churches Chicken??

[Jangler]

take off this girdle

[Alcatraz49ers]

I'm just amazed that in a world that has destroyed every living human there is still electricity to turn on the tv.

[kman72]

Why did I walk to the gas station? Kinda a long walk, probably still gonna drive there even if the world has ended...

[KJ89]

[Kevin Greene]

Priority one.

Beer.

[Kevin Greene]

How far is the golf course?

 

[Doyle]

Awesomeness!, on 16 Apr 2014 - 12:41 AM, said:

 Rob a Mcdonalds? Rob a Bojangles? Rob a Churches Chicken??

 

If I'm the last person on Earth... Oh, never mind.

[Alcatraz49ers]

Sigh and think to myself "I can finally fug my goats in peace."

[OneBadCat]

Mmm literally I would do a bunch of drugs, steal and drive every car I ever wanted. Move into a million dollar neighborhood as well.

 

I would probably constantly build and assemble things to try and keep my sanity. Read a ton of books. Set up a home theater and watch a ton of movies that I stole from surrounding areas.

 

 

Eventually I would go crazy and possibly off myself in a dramatic fashion. It would be hard to travel by air or sea so I'd be pretty limited to where I could go. Plus if there is no one there to share it with it wouldn't be that much fun. Imagine 30+ years by yourself. You'd be a nut case.

[Hotsauce]

We would all turn into tom hanks from castaway. WILSON!!!

[Cat]

If the electricity is on I'd play titanfalll for the first few hours :) 

 

Actually I'd start filling up bathtubs with water and steal my neighbors food, idk why just seems like a good idea.

[Mr. Scot]

Come to this board and say "See? I was right."

[MadHatter]

You have just woken up from a much needed afternoon nap. You turn on ESPN, but get nothing but static, channel after channel. You grab your phone but the web isn't working. The same is true for your laptop. Your texts can't be sent, and calls can't be made. You wonder around your house, stepping on pizza box after pizza box wondering what is going on. You open the front door, and find the street quiet. Empty. You notice the sound of...silence. You walk to the local gas station, but nobody is inside. Minutes turn into hours. You realize you're the only person you've seen all day.

 

Shitty set up aside, what would you do if you were the last person on Earth? Every other human being has disappeared, and you're all alone. Would you steal a car and drive somewhere you've always wanted to go? Rob a Mcdonalds? Rob a Bojangles? Rob a Churches Chicken??

Interesting that the only things you mentioned as possible things to do were committing crimes......interesting indeed. :cool: