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You have just woken up from a much needed afternoon nap. You turn on ESPN, but get nothing but static, channel after channel. You grab your phone but the web isn't working. The same is true for your laptop. Your texts can't be sent, and calls can't be made. You wonder around your house, stepping on pizza box after pizza box wondering what is going on. You open the front door, and find the street quiet. Empty. You notice the sound of...silence. You walk to the local gas station, but nobody is inside. Minutes turn into hours. You realize you're the only person you've seen all day.

 

Shitty set up aside, what would you do if you were the last person on Earth? Every other human being has disappeared, and you're all alone. Would you steal a car and drive somewhere you've always wanted to go? Rob a Mcdonalds? Rob a Bojangles? Rob a Churches Chicken??

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Mmm literally I would do a bunch of drugs, steal and drive every car I ever wanted. Move into a million dollar neighborhood as well.

 

I would probably constantly build and assemble things to try and keep my sanity. Read a ton of books. Set up a home theater and watch a ton of movies that I stole from surrounding areas.

 

 

Eventually I would go crazy and possibly off myself in a dramatic fashion. It would be hard to travel by air or sea so I'd be pretty limited to where I could go. Plus if there is no one there to share it with it wouldn't be that much fun. Imagine 30+ years by yourself. You'd be a nut case.

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You have just woken up from a much needed afternoon nap. You turn on ESPN, but get nothing but static, channel after channel. You grab your phone but the web isn't working. The same is true for your laptop. Your texts can't be sent, and calls can't be made. You wonder around your house, stepping on pizza box after pizza box wondering what is going on. You open the front door, and find the street quiet. Empty. You notice the sound of...silence. You walk to the local gas station, but nobody is inside. Minutes turn into hours. You realize you're the only person you've seen all day.

 

Shitty set up aside, what would you do if you were the last person on Earth? Every other human being has disappeared, and you're all alone. Would you steal a car and drive somewhere you've always wanted to go? Rob a Mcdonalds? Rob a Bojangles? Rob a Churches Chicken??

Interesting that the only things you mentioned as possible things to do were committing crimes......interesting indeed. :cool:

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